Tuesday, February 05, 2002

didja hear about the buddhist who refused novocaine while having a root canal performed?

he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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testing category themes ...
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  Thursday, January 24, 2002

Scientists cross pigs with spinach. Green pigs that taste like a steel bar, or pink spinach that snorts and really, really stinks.
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  Saturday, January 12, 2002

if you're as big a fan of mr. beckman as i am, you simply *have* to check this out ...
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  Wednesday, January 09, 2002

need a leg lamp?
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  Tuesday, January 08, 2002

overheard in the supermarket today:

what's considered a good hour's reading in alamogordo?
the back of a cereal box.

(alamogordo, new mexico is where the 'harry potter' church bookburning took place)

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afghan minister reviving tourism. "he suggests the breathtaking eastern mountains near tora bora. or perhaps a hike to admire the plant life. villages on the western plains are nice, too, brimming with cultures and handicrafts for a memorable vacation experience." [AP World News]
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