Binary by Accident

So true it hurts

Tue, 01 Apr 2003 02:54:16 GMT

Johnny Bench on the Bob & Tom Show talking about why today's players are hitting so many home runs.

"They work out all year long. When I played working out meant putting on a rubber suit during Spring Training to try and lose 15 pounds. It's a wonder nobody died. I guess we didn't use enough drugs."

Your claim check, sir

Mon, 31 Mar 2003 03:43:53 GMT

Tonight is the opening game of the 2003 baseball season. That seems funny, since we had snow flurries today.

Watching the Rangers-Angels game reminds me that announcers often check their brains at the door. ESPN's Jon Miller, an outstanding announcer, just said that he thought the Pittsburgh Pirates were a "sleeper" team and Joe Morgan immediately chimed in that he thought they had a chance to make the playoffs.

Please, gentlemen. The Pirates will have a good season if they manage to win half of the games. Talk of the playoffs just shows you want to hear yourself speak.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

Sat, 29 Mar 2003 05:11:54 GMT

Big changes (for me and this weblog, at least) are a-coming...soon.

Breaking News About CNN

Sun, 23 Mar 2003 21:05:00 GMT

CNN - screaming at you, even online. (via Jeff)

Binary by Snoop Dog

Fri, 21 Mar 2003 01:46:28 GMT

Beware - Snoop has translated my site to his language! (Thanks Joe!)

Are you ready for terrorism?

Wed, 19 Mar 2003 02:47:59 GMT

Too funny (via The Trademark Blog)

Become a speechwriter

Tue, 18 Mar 2003 03:34:03 GMT

Want to write a Pres. Bush speech and hear him give it? Do it here. (The link came from John in the Whole Wheat Radio chatroom)