Olympic judges not added to Axis of Evil

Washington, DC -- In the wake of the skating decision, President Bush decided not to add China, Russia, and Czech-something to the Axis of Evil. The decision came after Condaleeza Rice remembered that Canada is not part of the United States.

Bush later said he knew he had some connection with Canada: "I thought it was from campaigning in Ottumwa. But then I realized it was from drinking Molson's. Before."