Nation's fascists, political whores, and morons support pledge

The nation's fascists, political whores, and morons came out strongly against the court ruling on the pledge of allegiance.

The various Citizens who believe in Democracy and the Constitution were, like: "There you go again."

According to one Citizen who has actually read the Bill of Rights and traveled in countries without one: "You would think nobody in the country had heard of 'separation of church and state'. You would think nobody in the country has a clue about what make this country precious in the history of the planet, as opposed to just another repressive, fascist empire."

Meanwhile, Julie -- down at the corner -- took exception to using the term 'political whores'. "*We're* the oldest profession: billions and billions served. We don't deserve to be associated with these cheap politicians who'll say anything for a vote," she said. "When we screw you, we may not kiss you, but we'll leave you with a smile on your face. These guys will steal your retirement and force you to breath air that's dirtier than their campaign finances."

The nation's retards also took exception, saying most of the furor is from people only pretending to be retarded as a hedge against any future death sentence. "Take Scalia," said 'Big Al' between bites of the donut Craig at the diner gives him whenever he comes around. "Please!" continued Al, breaking out in a fit of laughter.

A group of Democratic Congress-men insisted they were every bit as retarded as the Republicans, but polls show 69% of Americans don't believe them.

More ominously, Tom "Himmler-of-the-House" Delay said what his boys will do to the judge's daughter will make Al Qaida look like the panty-wearing pansies they really are.

A typical Klu Klux Klan member pointed out that there is a distinction between nationalist symbols like the flag, and truly democratic ideals such as separation of church and state, freedom of speech, or the rule of law. "As long as people worship the flag instead of freedom, we're on the comeback trail!" said Grand Master R.