Licentious Radio investigates Bush colonoscopy, daughters

Washington, DC -- Licentious Radio has obtained the preliminary results of George W. Bush's colonoscopy. We can confirm that Dim Son's head was indeed found, but that his brains are still AWOL.

Licentious Radio is also tired of the relentless right-wing kook campaign against Chelsea Clinton.

Excuse us: The Dimwit's daughters are drunken lesbo sluts with arrest records even longer than their dad.

Not that we have anything against drunken lesbo sluts. In fact, we're hoping for photos.