Laura Bush Opposes War for 'Big O'

Washington, DC (licentious) -- In a stunning revelation, Laura Bush has declared that she now opposes war on Iraq. "I misunderstood George. He kept talking about the 'Big O', and I had heard that was supposed to be a *good* thing. Turns out, the war is just another one of George's oil schemes. He never *once* made a dime on oil, and we had to entertain all those *icky* friends of his dad's."

Mrs. Bush continued, "I used my library card to look up this thing about the 'Big O'. It *does* sound really good. Make love not war, baby! Woohoo!"