Dot Com Startup Offers Proof of WMD

Washington, DC (licentious) -- ProofOfWMD.com sells evidence of so-called weapons of mass destruction (WMD) via its new website.

Founder and President Alma Powell -- wife of US Secretary of State Colin Powell -- said, "Democracies have an urgent need for clear proof of outlawed weapons held by oil-rich rogue nations. The private sector can supply the needed proof more efficiently and cost-effectively than bloated government bureaucracies full of lazy, over-paid liberals with inadequate political accountability."

ProofOfWMD.com customers pay one low yearly fee for unlimited access to a database of documents, photographs, and audio and video recordings. A sliding-scale fee allows smaller countries to participate on an equal basis. For example, a small northern-European nation might pay only $10 million per year, while France and especially the US would pay through the nose.

According to Powell, the business model is patterned after internet companies that sell term papers to college student cheats. "Why should the US have to work hard to write a report on some dictator's abuses, when reports like that have already been written before?" asked Powell.

Powell plans a variety of add-on services to boost company revenues: "We have one service already in beta that allows you to spell-check a report before you download it. That would have been a big help to Tony Blair. My husband got caught with his pants down on that one -- praising a plagierized document with outdated (no longer true) information that was just full of typos and grammatical mistakes."

Another timely service lets you search and replace incorrect names and titles in phony documents. "That would have saved my husband from public humiliation when it turned out the Israeli un-named third-government forgers had got the names all wrong in their evidence that Iraq tried to buy nuclear stuff from Niger," said Powell.

Other board members include Marvin Bush, brother of the former Texas governor, and Janet Rehnquist, daughter of coup d'etat conspirator William Hubbs Rehnquist.