Iraqi 'WMD Trailers' Apparently Burrito Wagons

Baghdad (licentious) -- In an embarrassment for the US Administration, Abdullah Hussein (no relation) showed up for work today. He had been wounded in a cluster bomb attack during the war, and only today was he up to a day of burrito making.

To Hussein's surprise, his burrito wagon was swarming with US WMD inspectors, who erroneously believed it was used to produce anthrax and mustard gas.

The inspectors at first refused to believe the sign in Arabic on the wagon read "Jose Hussein's Baghdad Burritos". After that, Hussein was forced to explain about fifty times that the reason there was no trace of anthrax in any of the cooking elements was that he only made burritos, and that he had always assumed anthrax burritos would not be popular.

Hussein was particularly defensive about the poison gas charges: "It's not poisonous. It may be unpleasant in an enclosed space on a hot day, but there is nothing life threatening about gas passed from a burrito!"

Hussein was obviously miffed at the tediousness of explaining his burrito business over and over, but all was forgiven when the hungry WMD inspectors all bought burritos and Saddam Colas for lunch.