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The Web site you seek &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Cannot be located, but &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Countless more exist. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; 2.Chaos reigns within. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Reflect, repent, and reboot. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Order shall return.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; 3.Program aborting: &lt;br&gt;       Close all that you have worked on.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; You ask far too much.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; 4. Windows NT crashed. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I am the Blue Screen of Death. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; No one hears your screams. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; 5. Yesterday it worked. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Today it is not working.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Windows is like that.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; 6. Your file was so big. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; It might be very useful. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; But now it is gone. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; 7. Stay the patient course. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Of little worth is your ire. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; The network is down.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; 8. A crash reduces  &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Your expensive computer &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; To a simple stone.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; 9. Three things are certain:&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Death, taxes and lost data.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Guess which has occurred?&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; 10. You step in the stream, &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; But the water has moved on. &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; This page is not here.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; 11. Out of memory.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;We wish to hold the whole sky,&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;But we never will.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; 12.  Having been erased, &lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; The document you&apos;re seeking&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Must now be retyped.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; 13. Serious error. &lt;br&gt;        All shortcuts have disappeared.&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Screen. Mind. Both are blank.&lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://radio.weblogs.com/0104048/categories/haiku/2004/02/07.html#a421</guid>			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2004 02:36:15 GMT</pubDate>			</item>		<item>			<title>&lt;b&gt;Hieizan&lt;/b&gt;</title>			<description>under the snowy trees     listening to the wind chant           a thousand years&apos; secrets. </description>			<guid>http://radio.weblogs.com/0104048/categories/haiku/2002/08/02.html#a110</guid>			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2002 10:17:01 GMT</pubDate>			</item>		<item>			<title>&lt;b&gt;Elections&lt;/b&gt;</title>			<description>the political chant     like a sutra moaned           over the remains of yesterday</description>			<guid>http://radio.weblogs.com/0104048/categories/haiku/2002/08/02.html#a109</guid>			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2002 10:16:31 GMT</pubDate>			</item>		<item>			<title>&lt;b&gt;Kurumidani&lt;/b&gt;</title>			<description>&lt;p&gt;kuru - mi - dani (came - to see - a valley)				flowers encircle an old farm house								someone still lives here!&lt;/p&gt;</description>			<guid>http://radio.weblogs.com/0104048/categories/haiku/2002/08/02.html#a108</guid>			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2002 10:15:33 GMT</pubDate>			</item>		</channel>	</rss>