Knock! Knock! (Tom Robbins)
"Who's there?"
"The All-Controlling Agent of Destiny and Change."
"Are you really the All-Controlling Agent of Destiny and Change?"
"Of course not, you ninny. There's no such thing. I'm the Mindless Tosspot of Random Chance. If you detect patterns in my swath, that's your prerogative, I guess, but should you base important decisions on those "patterns," you could be in for a surprise."
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