Help your planet and improve your portfolio at the same time by purchasing the nation with the location - IRAQ!!
Comes with:
A world-leading collection of date palm trees
Millions of relieved citizens
Warm, sunny weather whenever you need a break from the stresses of life
The world's biggest sandbox
Historical sites, some authentic
Camels, camels, camels!!!!
More attention from George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, etc. etc. than any human being could ever want
Absolutely no trace of George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, etc., etc. for thousands and thousands of miles
Many interesting 'science' experiments to test your knowledge and astuteness
Hundreds of presidential palaces for your luxuriating pleasure, some actually larger than Bill Gates's swimming pool
Conveniently located on the Uzbekistan-Syria super-freeway
And need we point out:
OIL, OIL, OIL!!!
Hurry - supplies of this fantastic country are LIMITED, so bid early, bid often, bid today!!!
Offer only valid with coupon. Your mileage may vary. Not valid in Province of Quebec. Do not eat this packet. This is a joke. If you can afford to buy Iraq, maybe you should just do it and spare us all the hassle.
On 31-Jan-03 at 09:55:47 EST, seller added the following information:
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