Dog Quotes
My Karma ran over your dogma. Unknown
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. Charles M. Schulz, (Snoopy)
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Jeff Valdez
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedence, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. August Strindberg
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. Joe Weinstein
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