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<item name="It may simply be that we humans are such big, dumb, noisy, stinky animals, it s a cinch for canines to detect us a mile away. And we Are so stupid, we can only think: D*mn, them dogs is psychic or somethin! .... Fortean, The Telepathic Terrier"  pagename="http://www.parascope.com/articles/1196/dogw.htm"/>
<item name="Border collies are working dogs. If they were humans, we'd call them workaholics. They are high-maintenance, professional dogs that need at least four or five hours of attention a day... Science Blog" pagename="http://www.scienceblog.com/community/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=2958"/>
<item name="If you want to have a better dog, you will just have to be a better human. .... Slate" pagename="http://slate.msn.com/id/2101939/fr/rss/"/>
<item name="A kind word is long remembered, especially by your dog.... The Dog Reader"  pagename="http://www.dogreader.com/archives/000109.php/"/>
<item name="I think the biggest myth [about animals] is that companion animals can take care of themselves... Annemarie Lucas, animal control officer on Animal Precinct of Animal Planet" pagename="http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/04/viewpoint_aspca060904.htm/"/>
<item name="Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I amm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. -- Steve Allen" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. -- Edward Hoagland" pagename="http://www.doghause.com/quotes1.html/"/>
<item name="First you learn a new language, profanity; and second you learn not to discipline your dogs when you are mad, and that's most of the time when you're training dogs. -- Lou Schultz, trainer of Alaskan Huskies" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on...-- Colett" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. -- George Bird Evans" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. -- Gilda Radner, (1946 - 1989) US actress" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="My dog] can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings. -- Gerald B H Solomon, US Congressman, Entry in contest to identify Capitol Hill's Great American Dog" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother. -- Bonnie Schacter, Founder of the Single Pet Owners Society Singles Group" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. -- Martha Scott" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. -- Mark Twain, Letter to W. D. Howells" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="When a dog runs at you, whistle for him. -- Henry David Thoreau" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I can train any dog in five minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer. -- Barbara Woodhouse" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="In studying the traits and dispositions of the so-called lower animals, and contrasting them with man's, I find the result humiliating to me. -- Mark Twain" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. -- Elizabeth Taylor" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="My dog thinks he's human.. My cat thinks he's GOD!  -- Unknown" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. -- Robert Benchley" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I am I because my little dog knows me... -- Gertrude Stein" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="One reason a dog is such a lovable creature is his tail wags instead of his tongue. -- Unknown" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am. -- Toby & Eileen Green" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Love me, love my dog. -- St. Bernard, A.D. 1150" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I was desperate. The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me! -- Hitler, 1917, After a railroad worker in Alsace stole his terrier" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="What dogs? These are my children, little people with fur who make my heart open a little wider. -- Oprah Winfrey" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away -- Unknown Dog" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="The difference between cats and dogs is, dogs come when they are called, cats take a message and get back to you. -- Unknown" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="All trees have bark. All dogs bark. Therefore, all dogs are trees. The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree. -- Unknown" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog. -- Haitian Farmer" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Whoever said 'let sleeping dogs lie' didn't sleep with dogs. -- Unknown" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. -- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their object-relations. -- Sigmund Freud" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -- Roger Caras"  pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God. -- Charles Kuralt" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Study hard, and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money as your dog.-- George Bush, US 41st president Speech, 1992, to graduates after learning Millie, his dog, made $889,176 in book royalties." pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. -- Jeff Foxworthy" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals... I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog of some kind to act pleased when you come in. You ever notice how a hotel room feels so lifeless? -- Anne Tyler" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="You cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling. -- Helen Powers" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him. -- William Kunstler" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="My dog ain't worth a plug nickle, but I wouldn't take a million dollars for him -- Heather Buchanan"
<item name="Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. -- John Peers " pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -- Wendy Liebman" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog, which growls every morning, a parrot, which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. -- Marie Corelli" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she lived with was made up of idiots. Remember? One of them was always getting pinned under the tractor, and Lassie was always rushing back to the farmhouse to alert the other ones. She'd whimper and tug at their sleeves, and they'd always waste precious minutes saying things: Do you think something's wrong? Do you think she wants us to follow her? What is it, girl? ... etc., as if this had never happened before, instead of every week. What with all the time these people spent pinned under the tractor, I don't see how they managed to grow any crops whatsoever. They probably got by on federal crop supports, which Lassie filed the applications for. -- Dave Barry" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. -- Ruth Weston" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion. -- A.A. Milne" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="There's not much you can do with a terrier, ma'am. -- Los Angeles dog trainer" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. -- Karel Capek" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree. -- Dana Burnet" pagename="http:///"/> 
<item name="My little dog---a heartbeat at my feet. -- Edith Wharton" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads. -- Harry S. Truman" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="The world was conquered through the understanding of dogs; the world exists through the understanding of dogs. -- Nietzche" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers is contained in the dog. - Kafka" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged. -- Ulysses Grant to White house staff when his son got a Newfoundland pup, and after others of his dogs had died mysteriously" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="To err is human, to forgive canine. -- Unknown" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. -- Robert Louis Stevenson" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. -- Franklin P. Jones" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Politics are not my concern... they impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies. -- Rudyard Kipling" pagename="http:///"/>
"No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has. -- Will Rogers" pagename="http:///"/>
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. -- Edward Abbey" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people. -- Daniel Pinkwater from the book: Train Your Dog, Dam*it" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does, in a general way, prefer a woman to a man. -- Frances Thompson, New York Times Magazine" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="In a dog-eat-dog world, it is the dogmatic domain of dog lovers to offer dogdom a dog's chance to rise above the dog days for a doggone good time. -- AKC Gazette August 1991"
<item name="A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. -- John Holmes" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.-- Albert Payson Terhune, 'The Coming of Lad' " pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun! -- Groucho Marx " pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man. -- Maurice Maeterlinck 'Our Friend, The Dog' " pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a nature noble and incapable of deceit. -- Sir Walter Scott 'The Talisman' " pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath. -- Ogden Nash 'An Introduction to Dogs' " pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="The nose of the Bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go. -- Winston Churchill" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="If you can't decide between a Shepherd, a Setter or a Poodle, get them all ... adopt a mutt. -- ASPCA" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion. -- Washington Irving, (1783 - 1859)"
<item name="Anyone who has accustomed himself to regard the life of any living creature as worthless is in danger of arriving also at the idea of worthless human lives. -- Albert Schweitzer " pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. -- Gandhi " pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men. -- St. Francis of Assisi " pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. -- cowboy wisdom " pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="If people were superior to animals, they'd take better care of the world. -- Winnie the Pooh " pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.' -- Rudyard Kipling " pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I 'should' be doing. -- Lonzo Idolswine" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.' -- Fred Jungclaus" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="You become responsible forever for what you have tamed. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery"
 "Any glimpse into the life of an animal quickens our own and makes it so much the larger and better in every way. -- John Muir" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news. -- Charles Anderson Dana, 'What is News?', The New York Sun 1882" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. -- Abraham Lincoln" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich. -- Louis Sabin" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! -- Craig Shoemaker " pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends. -- Alexander Pope" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. -- Will Rogers" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven. -- Frank and Ernest comic strip, an angel at St. Peter's gate, to a man seeking admittance" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. -- Unknown" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives. -- Rita Rudner" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother. -- Rick Horowitz, Chicago Tribune" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. -- Josh Billings" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. -- Jerome K. Jerome" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Jumping up to greet you after you have been away 'hunting', perhaps at the pet shop, is simply a dog s way of requesting a tasty regurgitated meal... The New Scientist"  pagename="http://www.newscientist.com/lastword/"/>
<item name="If we were equally rigorous in what proof we demand of consciousness in people, we couldn't infer conscious thought in each other, either... Harvard University scientist on the existence of animal consciousness" pagename="http://www.nj.com/newsflash/business/index.ssf?/cgi-free/getstory_ssf.cgi?f0021_BC_WSJ--ScienceJournal/"/>
<item name="Two dogs meet for the first time and one dog says to the other: Hello, my name is Bad dog, Bad Baaad Dog. What's your name?" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="Pets are not substitutes for human friends and family; they're a complement, as any cat-owning, childless working woman or crazy spinster will tell you - Justin Hankins" pagename="http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/09/30/1064819935228.html/"/>
<item name="They criticise our country and say we are less than Germany and slightly better than Sri Lanka. My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos. -- George H.W. Bush dismissed his Democratic challengers, 1992 Presidential campaign"  pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="A greedy bull terrier swallowed a bottle cap, cling film, a toy car and some wire. The poor dog was taken to the vet to be operated on to remove the items, and put on a drip. The dog then ate the drip. news.scotsman.com" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs - Aldous Huxley (1894 -1964)" pagename="http:///"/>
<item name="So there's these two British cows sunning themselves in the meadow on a warm summer day. The first cow says 'So what do you think about this mad cow disease?'... 'I don't know, and I don't bloody care,' replies the other. 'I'm a helicopter.' " pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Love licks loneliness and love warms the heart - Pets On Wheels " pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite.
Robert Reich, the Secretary of Labor" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="A dog's olfactory lobes take up nearly one-eighth of the brain. Dogs have forty-four times the sniffing power of humans" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="When the universe is in harmony with man - the eternal, we know it as truth but we feel it as beauty. Tagore" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. John B. Bogart (1848 - 1921)" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Cry "Havoc," and let slip the dogs of war. William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "Julius Caesar", Act 3 scene 1" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children. William Penn (1644 - 1718)" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world. Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. Andrew A. Rooney" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. James Thurber (1894 - 1961)" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Reverence: the spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914)" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely. Bette-Jane Raphael" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andrew A. Rooney" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. eff Valdez" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. Fran Lebowitz" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs. P. J. O'Rourke" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="How many legs does a dog have if you count his tail as a leg? Four. You can call a tail a leg if you want to, but that doesn't make it a leg. Abraham Lincoln" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. Elizabeth Taylor" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. Dave Barry" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Napoleon was saved from drowning by a Newfoundland dog." pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Sigmund Freud's dog attended his patients' therapy sessions." pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went. --Unknown" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we
can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. M. Facklam " pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Some of the best people in my life have been dogs. Jim Hobbs" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="King Charles II of England gave his beloved dogs titles of nobility so that they could accompany him into the House of Lords." pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies. Gene Hill" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person
with pets. Nora Ephron" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. John Steinbeck" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of Standard Poodles. And if there was such a thing as a pack of Standard Poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale's? -Yvonne Clifford, American actress" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with  him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too. Samuel Butler" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. Margot Kaufman, American writer" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace. -Milan Kundera" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="The Airedale... an unrivaled mixture of brains, and clownish wit, the very ingredients one looks for in a spouse. -Chip Brown, Connoisseur Magazine" pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." pagename="http:///"/>
	<item name="Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. - Smiley Blanton" pagename="http:///"/>
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