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Panther!... wait... why?</title>			<link>http://www.mpwilson.com/uccu/2003/10/25.html#a1341</link>			<description>I was all excited to get up early this morning and drive down to theapple store in westchester to pick up panther. (Of course &quot;early thismorning&quot; means any time that&apos;s still technically definable as morning.)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;But I stopped myself after my morning aggregator read and asked why.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Why do I need on opening day + 1 to go get the latest &amp;amp; greatest apple OS upgrade?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is it THAT cool?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Am I going to make such spectacular use of it that I can&apos;t wait another day?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Am I THAT much of an advertising test monkey?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yep :-D&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Cya&lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://www.mpwilson.com/uccu/2003/10/25.html#a1341</guid>			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2003 19:26:19 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://radiocomments.userland.com/comments?u=108194&amp;amp;p=1341&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mpwilson.com%2Fuccu%2F2003%2F10%2F25.html%23a1341</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>The more things change</title>			<link>http://www.mpwilson.com/uccu/2003/10/25.html#a1340</link>			<description>See... last time I went to an SC Happy Hour, it was more or less likethe previous time, and the time before that.&amp;nbsp; I don&apos;t mean to makelight.&amp;nbsp; But it&apos;s a fairly predictable affair.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Then came Iceland.&amp;nbsp; The Iceland trip was 25 of us, allSCers.&amp;nbsp; About&amp;nbsp; 15 of us showed up at this one.&amp;nbsp; So nowthere are Galapagos people, Costa Rica people, and Iceland people, withsome overlap.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Things are a little different though.&amp;nbsp; This time there were lotsof pockets of conversation I wanted to be in, usually there&apos;s only oneor two.&amp;nbsp; No less than 3 times I heard &quot;So I was reading your site,and...&quot;&amp;nbsp; GAH!&amp;nbsp; True.&amp;nbsp; They wouldn&apos;t know about it unlessI&apos;d given them the url, but still...&amp;nbsp; seems like some strangecrossover.&amp;nbsp; If you&apos;re an SCer (or otherwise know me frommeatspace) make no mistake you&apos;re quite welcome here.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;But it makes me so very conscious of the strength of identity I haveonline.&amp;nbsp; Between bloggers, mailing list discussion groups, myvarious &amp;amp; sundry homes in comp.* and alt.* newsgroups.&amp;nbsp; IRC,IMing, and yes... EverCrack.&amp;nbsp; I&apos;m really all the hell over theplace.&amp;nbsp; But until VERY recently there&apos;s been a very clear linethat&apos;s just been there out of circumstance.&amp;nbsp; Not that I made anyparticular effort to keep things separate, I mean my name and specificevent details are plastered all over this site, so anyone could figureout how to get to me in one sphere from another.&amp;nbsp; It had justnever happened (well... it&apos;s probably happened.&amp;nbsp; Nobody&apos;s told meabout it though.&amp;nbsp; I mean hell, I&apos;ve googled people just for shits&amp;amp; giggles.)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I had the great pleasure to speak with C for some time.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s the first time we&apos;ve really talked since June.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;All in all a great time.&amp;nbsp; I was a bit diluted though.&amp;nbsp; Toomany people I wanted to talk to and catch up with.&amp;nbsp; Even on thetrip I only met some of the others briefly, which wasn&apos;t good enough.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So I&apos;ve successfully blown away another opportunity to go to bed before 3:30. (If I wait an extra half-hour, bugs is on.)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ah well.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Nighty night.&lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://www.mpwilson.com/uccu/2003/10/25.html#a1340</guid>			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2003 08:21:42 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://radiocomments.userland.com/comments?u=108194&amp;amp;p=1340&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mpwilson.com%2Fuccu%2F2003%2F10%2F25.html%23a1340</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>And I&apos;m off...</title>			<link>http://www.mpwilson.com/uccu/2003/10/24.html#a1339</link>			<description>Social Circles Happy Hour tonight.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s becoming quite the schlep to get into town, but I can&apos;t wait to see everybody.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hasta.&lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://www.mpwilson.com/uccu/2003/10/24.html#a1339</guid>			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2003 19:32:41 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://radiocomments.userland.com/comments?u=108194&amp;amp;p=1339&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mpwilson.com%2Fuccu%2F2003%2F10%2F24.html%23a1339</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Resume Rewriting Services</title>			<link>http://www.mpwilson.com/uccu/2003/10/23.html#a1338</link>			<description>Ok.&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://radio.weblogs.com/0108194/stories/2002/11/11/mikeysResume.html&quot;&gt;My resume is ass&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;I know it&apos;s ass.&amp;nbsp; But having been at it since I got out of theshower (immediately after the previous post) I&apos;m beginning to think I&apos;mjust too damn familiar with what I&apos;ve done to rewrite it effectively.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So my question:&amp;nbsp; Has anybody used resume rewriting services, suchas the one on monster.com?&amp;nbsp; They charge a fair amount of money andseem really anonymous, but if it&apos;ll get it done there&apos;s a very broadrange on what&apos;s &quot;too much&quot;.&amp;nbsp;But the prices (in the $150 range) make it prohibitive to just try several. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;My fear (...well... amongst my fears...) is that the open ended gapsince leaving TradeWeb (in 5/2002) has made me all but completelyunemployable.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;HHHEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://www.mpwilson.com/uccu/2003/10/23.html#a1338</guid>			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2003 21:30:23 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://radiocomments.userland.com/comments?u=108194&amp;amp;p=1338&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mpwilson.com%2Fuccu%2F2003%2F10%2F23.html%23a1338</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Friggin Paralysis</title>			<link>http://www.mpwilson.com/uccu/2003/10/23.html#a1337</link>			<description>I hate it when I get like this.&amp;nbsp; And I hate it even more when I see it coming.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I&apos;m in a massive productivity funk.&amp;nbsp; There&apos;s a thousand thousand things I OUGHT be doing.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The abbreviated, sanitized for public consumption version:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;ul&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Job Hunting&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Resume Rewriting&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Transferring files to www.mpwilson.com&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Tying up loose ends from Brooklyn&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;emailing people with whom I&apos;ve let friendships slide.&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;No less than 6 &quot;High Priority&quot; dev projects&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;No less than a baker&apos;s dozen low-priority dev projects&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Getting my suit (singular) dry cleaned&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Creating copies of CD-ROMs of Iceland pictures for the post-vacation get together/social circles happy hour tomorrow night.&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Shaving&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Food shopping (down to 1 gatorade and 1/4 bag of guac flavored doritos)&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Figure out where I&apos;m gonna pull the $4k I owe Jersey state taxes.&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;writing.&amp;nbsp; No no.&amp;nbsp; I mean fiction stuff that&apos;s been kicking around in my head.&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Laundry (This pair of Old Navy Ghost pajama bottoms is gettin a little ... uhm... ok, well maybe alot.)&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;practicing guitar&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Work on that cute little Flash MX thingie I started a coupleweeks ago (oh come on.&amp;nbsp; Flash isn&apos;t software development.&amp;nbsp; Nono sparky it&apos;s not.&amp;nbsp; Yeah, whatever.&amp;nbsp; I support your right tobe wrong.)&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Finding a friggin Dojo already.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-decoration: underline;&quot;&gt;Things I ought NOT be doing:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;ul&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Fantasizing about what I&apos;m gonna do when I hit the lottery that I don&apos;t play &apos;cause it&apos;s a tax on people who are bad at math.&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Listening to TATU.&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Fiending for tonight&apos;s TriGun&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;Writing this.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br&gt;It&apos;s all well and good to make grand proclamations about what youpromise yourself and the rest of the universe you&apos;re going toachieve.&amp;nbsp; But it don&apos;t get it done.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I&apos;ve stacked so much up against myself that it seems as though nothing I can do will make a dent.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Gah.&amp;nbsp; I know better.&amp;nbsp; Yet here I sit.&lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://www.mpwilson.com/uccu/2003/10/23.html#a1337</guid>			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2003 20:12:44 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://radiocomments.userland.com/comments?u=108194&amp;amp;p=1337&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mpwilson.com%2Fuccu%2F2003%2F10%2F23.html%23a1337</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>More Unilateral Cowboy foreign policy</title>			<link>http://www.mpwilson.com/uccu/2003/10/23.html#a1336</link>			<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://denbeste.nu/cd_log_entries/2003/10/Theactsoffriends.shtml&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://denbeste.nu/cd_log_entries/2003/10/Theactsoffriends.shtml&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://denbeste.nu/cd_log_entries/2003/10/Theactsoffriends.shtml&quot;&gt;http://denbeste.nu/cd_log_entries/2003/10/Theactsoffriends.shtml&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>			<guid>http://www.mpwilson.com/uccu/2003/10/23.html#a1336</guid>			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2003 18:33:12 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://radiocomments.userland.com/comments?u=108194&amp;amp;p=1336&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mpwilson.com%2Fuccu%2F2003%2F10%2F23.html%23a1336</comments>			</item>		</channel>	</rss>