Check this out...
I don't think it's JUST because I'm a hockey fan, but I think this post over at Calpundit about says it all. 

'Tis but a flesh wound...

More Proof That Watched Monty Python. We all know that Iraqi Minister of Information Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf got his job training by repeatedly watching one scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail on a film loop. Saddam Hussein and family now seem to have learned how not to be seen. Come to think of it, so has Osama bin Laden. No, he's not Iraqi, but maybe he came over on movie night or something. Had some popcorn. Caught a couple of episodes waiting for the check. Whatever. Saddam, the kids, Osama - hell, the... [Code The Web Socket]

Hahahhahahhahhahhahah!

 

My days are numbered...

I'm a dead man. Most likely this will be my last post. The pain I'm like to endure will be great. I'm sure it'll be a slow torturous pain. But honestly dear, your Cadbury Caramel Eggs were calling to me and they forced me to eat them.

Whoops!

There goes another one!

Damn those things are good. It's hard to type with caramel all over your fingers.

 

Honest! The Iraqi Minister of Information did it!...

Iraqi Minister Of Information. I suggest the adoption of the the concept of 'Iraqi Minister of Information' in place of rude phrases like "bullshit" in everyday conversation. For example, if you get a car repair estimate that seems excessive, you might ask, "Where did you get those figures? From the Iraqi Minister of Information?" If you find the lamp smashed in the living room and your kids are standing around pleading ignorance, you might ask, "Well, who did break it - the Iraqi Minister... [Code The Web Socket]

 

Can you say
Say you work for a teevee news outfit -- ABC's 20/20, for example -- and you've got a digital camera and you're taking some tourist shots around Camp Patriot. And then, for some reason, you decide to take a few shots of your dick, because ... well, who knows? And then say you lose your camera. And a certain naval officer finds it.

Also, the naval officer updates his blog from Kuwait.
[Ken Layne]

OMG! Hilarious! You have to go read the account of the soldier that found the camera. Just don't do it in front of your boss or he'll wonder what you're laughing about.

 

 

Man's best friend?...
Where was I...oh yeah! I guess I was over at Sugarfused this morning and I saw this picture. I died laughing. Unfortunately, it's something I envision my dogs doing while I'm at work and they're pissed at me. 

Look ma, no hands! Look ma, no brains!...

Hey! I'm an ISFJ.

In blogging, your journal will always be immaculate and have a touch of style. You may also feel overwhelmed because you want to be a part of everything going on. Because of your wonderful memory, other bloggers may come to you to ask about things you posted months before.

I realize that the same desire that causes people to take personality tests is the same force that makes people seek out the fortune in fortune cookies, the inner desire to know one's self.

Personally, I'm just waiting for one to tell me I'm a flippin' psycho path and I shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the candy store.