Disclaimer du Jour

Unable to purchase a clue at your local emporium? Let me clarify.

1. Do you think this site reflects the opinions of any person, deity, entity, animal, vegetable, or mineral other than yours truly? That I somehow speak for my accountant, arms dealer, banker, bookie, broker, brother, daughter, doctor, drug dealer, employer, father, girlfriend, lawyer, mother, priest, rabbi, shaman, sister, son, or wife? Wrong. Want to try door number 2?
2. Are you aggravated, incensed, offended, peeved, perturbed, or otherwise upset by something on this site? If so, take a deep breath, then either go away or grow a pair. Internal or external, makes no difference. I believe in gender equality.
3. Think I post for any reason other than my own amusement? Not bloody likely.
4. Under the impression that I'm obligated to post "the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" You watch too much Perry Mason, and obviously don't know many real lawyers.
5. Did you answer any of the above incorrectly? Leave now before I slap you upside your pointy head.
6. Maybe you should read some other weblog disclaimers.

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The information on this web site is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no rights. This web site does not represent the thoughts, intentions, plans or strategies of my employer. It is solely my opinion. Inappropriate comments will be deleted at the authors discretion. All code samples are provided "AS IS" without warranty of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability and/or fitness for a particular purpose.

This web site includes links to other sites operated by third parties. These links are provided as a convenience to you. They probably worked when I first posted them, but might not work in the future. I have not reviewed all of the information on other sites and am not responsible for the content of any other sites or any products or services that may be offered through other sites. The inclusion of these links in no way indicates endorsement, support or approval of the contents of either site by the other.

I collect visitor data on this site via web server logs, cookies, pies, and pastries. Privacy policy? Don't tell me anything private, that's my policy.

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