Mom and Dad

My mom and dad met when they were in college. My mom went to Russell Sage College and my dad went to RPI. They met at my dad's frat party when my dad walked up to my mom and said, "Wanna start a party?" If you've ever met my parents you may find this story hard to believe. Let me revisit this fact - my dad went to RPI. This isn't the kind of frat party you're thinking of. Anyway, they are both gigantic dorks but they're pretty cool for old farts. Mom cries too much about everything and passed it on to me (thanks) and Dad thinks he is right all the time and gets outraged easily, and passed it on to me (thanks), so as you can guess, I'm a mess.