Rob Reed Quotes

1/25/03: "I'm an idiot. I like everything."
9/12/03: "People are gorillas who put on clothes and watch TV."
9/14/03: "When you're young, you make plans. When you're old, you make compromises."
9/15/03: "Good, go live somewhere else. South Africa needs some dogs." (to Billy)
9/16/03: "We aren't raising kids right. People are either horribly repressed like me, or they're obnoxious fuckjobs who think the world is their toilet."
9/18/03: "I could give a shit less whether 100,000 parents lock their kids in the car to let them boil to death when tens of millions of parents stand by while their kids' brains are neglected... ...We should give awards to the ones who are shooting each other because at least it shows that they have some initiative to go out and accomplish something."
9/19/03: "I'm not saying two wrongs make a right, I'm just saying that some people need to be beaten upside the head until they're coughing up blood."
9/22/03: "I can't think of a scenario where the worst part of the experience wouldn't be the people involved."
9/23/03: "How did it happen that all of our greatest philosophers today came to write for cartoons?"
9/26/03: "Everyone is a mini-celebrity in their own mind."
10/20/03: "I'm not paranoid. I know the score. You're against me like everyone else."
10/13/03: "Too much of my genius has been lost."