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12/22/2002 |
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Troy Boy Update An ominous silence has settled over Troy Boy communication: Not a calm before the storm but one between the storms perhaps. Cause is yet unconfirmed though it appears to have something to do with a personal webpage. A subsequent set of pages has also been posted. Throughout this potential crisis communication has been maintained with Dr. McTurk. To locate Mr. Bill, the friendly Walgreens pharmacist we have made contact with the IRS, who is also looking for him. As for Senor Gregore, the Admaster, there are reports that he has already left the country. He was captured here in what appears according to our CIA digital image database to be a location off the coast of Costa Rica, but we cannot determine exactly the time this picture was taken. We have secured the services of a supermodels private dectective team. They have a link that you could be pointed to, but it has been censored from this site. End of transmission. 7:01:46 AM |

