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The Cartoonist
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Saturday, December 27, 2003 |
Words. The Foolish Dictionary.An exhausting work of reference to un-certain English words, their origin, meaning, legitimate and illegitimate use.
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Friday, December 26, 2003 |
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Thursday, December 25, 2003 |
The Cartoonist Recommends: Al Franken, Liars. Fabulous book, a Christmas present from my son. Better than Moore.Al Franken, one of America's savviest satirists has studied the rhetoric of the Right. He has listened to their cries of "slander", "bias" and even "treason". He's even watched Fox News. A lot. And in this "fair and balanced report", he bravely exposes them all for what they are: liars.
3:37:05 PM |
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Wednesday, December 24, 2003 |
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Tuesday, December 23, 2003 |
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Monday, December 22, 2003 |
World Domination. Wanna become a proper villain? A terrorist? Or a second Dr Evil? Get all your stock at villainsupply.com. Fantastic online store for everything evil; good for some last minute Christmas presents. I've already ordered the LUNAR MASS DRIVER: Terrorize the Earth with our recently completed Lunar Mass Driver. Accelerate hunks of moon rock up to 10,000 metric tons in size up to 3700 mph, smashing any Earth city you choose to aim it at. Also good for destroying space stations, altering the Earth's weather, and yes, building a Socialist satellite paradise in space. Price: US450,000,000,000I think I'll try it out on Gelsenkirchen, just after Christmas. Or they'll have to pay me a meeellion dollars for not trying it out.
3:35:51 PM |
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Sunday, December 21, 2003 |
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