Will the real Keith Whitney please stand up?

I was looking through my SiteMeter logs, and found that a few people had looked me up on Google. Curiosity got the better of me, so I did the same with amusing results -

Keith Whitney Rose Ministries - I am not a Christian minister. However, I am a member of the SGI, a Buddhist world peace organization.

The Edge of Night Home Page - I am not the actor who traded bitchy barbs with Tiffany Whitney. I do not even know anyone named Tiffany.

Faculty Profile - I am not an Associate Professor of Business Law at Pepperdine University. I wouldn't even know how to sue someone violating my Creative Commons license.

The Net Wits - You can't spell TheNetWits without WHITNEY. (you can, actually :)

Jibe & Joke - I am not Alison Keith Whitney, who played the part of Ruth in "The Pirates of Penzance".

And, I am definately not the guy to contact if you're looking for o-ring insertion equipment.

I am a 40-year old Macintosh systems administrator working at an association management company in Washington, DC. I'm originally from Connecticut, and currently live in Northern Virginia with my wife and 9-year old son.