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Monday, October 17, 2005 |
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This is so funny!
The Top 10 Conservative Idiots October 17, 2005
Which is exactly what Our Great Leader attempted to do last week, holding a live teleconference with some troops from the 42nd Infantry Division, all of whom coincidentally happened to agree with all of the Bush administration's current talking points on Iraq. Here's George, participating in a totally spontaneous back and forth chat with the troops:
Wait a minute... the president appears to have dyed his hair. And lost some height. And turned into a woman. Okay, you got me. That's not George W. Bush, that's Allison Barber of the Defense Department. And what was she doing there? Unfortunately for the Bush administration, the answer was revealed by the raw satellite feed streamed to news outlets before the teleconference began. The feed showed Ms. Barber carefully coaching the troops on what Bush was going to say, the techniques they should use when responding, and giving them an opportunity to rehearse their answers. Some choice quotes:
Hmmm. "Not something we've scripted," eh? Funnily enough, even though the event was totally stage-managed and pre-packaged, Our Great Leader still managed to make a complete hash of it . Bush forgot about the satellite delay and talked across soldiers, stumbled over words and phrases (as usual), offered a completely disingenuous invitation for the troops to drop by and visit him any time they're in Washington, and at>
Worst. Press Secretary. Ever. By the way, don't miss this Keith Olbermann segment on Bush's teleconference travesty - I promise you won't be disappointed! Olbermann Part target=_blank>Olbermann Part Two Videos hosted by CanOFun.com.
Former Homeland Security head Tom Ridge outright admitted back in May of this year that during his tenure "he often disagreed with administration officials who wanted to elevate the threat level to orange, or 'high' risk of terrorist attack, but was overruled" (see Idiots 198). But that didn't stop the administration from trying to pull the same tired old trick in New York City last week, causing New Yorkers to... well, yawn and go about their business as usual. We commented recently (see Idiots 217) on George W. Bush's "major speech" on Iraq and the war on terror at the National Endowment for Democracy, which basically involved him gabbing on and on about 9/11 (again). Just seven hours after that speech, a bomb threat warning was issued by New York City officials. According to Olbermann's blog, the warning was "based on information supplied by the Federal Government," but it was later revealed that "a Homeland Security spokesman says the intelligence upon which the disclosure is based is 'of doubtful credibility.'" That intelligence was subsequently determined to be a hoax. But that's just the tip of the iceberg: it seems that not target=_blank>according to the New York Daily News:
But surely it was mere coincidence that despite days of foreknowledge the warnings were announced just hours after Bush's big speech on terrorism. And the fact that terror warnings have coincidentally followed bad news for Bush or big terrorism speeches on multiple occasions - well, um, that must be a coincidence too.
Last week a handful of Miers' personal papers were released by the Texas State Library, "most of them routine legal memos, press releases and transcripts," according to Knight Ridder. But among those papers were a few personal notes from Miers to Bush, which reveal... well, let's see:
Can you imagine if she'd been on the court in 2000?
Now why am I not surprised? So much for "supporting the troops."
The new subpoenas raise further questions - and not just about DeLay's alleged money-laundering activities. For example, why would someone so staunchly pro-American buy a Japanese car? And what would a manly Texas dude like DeLay want with the soccer mom's vehicle of choice? Perhaps he was attracted to the 230-horsepower V-6 engine which, according to U.S. News and World Report, "shows a lot of chutzpah." And of course there's always the "numerous configurations that let you fold down any or all of the seats, depending on your hauling/chaufeurring needs," which would make it super-convenient for moving lobbyists, golf clubs, and tote-bags filled with non-sequential hundred dollar bills. Top 10 Conservative Idiots exclusive: thanks to a talented DU cameraman with an extremely long lens, we have obtained this photograph of DeLay's actual 2004 Toyota Sienna:
In a related story, Milli Vanilli want their Grammys reinstated.
According to the Seattle Times:
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Monday, September 12, 2005 |
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Four years ago, when I was still at Seybold Seminars, I asked Dave Winer to host a session on "How Publishers and Their Production Teams Fared in Covering the Tragedies in New York and Washington." That year, Seybold San Francisco occurred just 2 weeks after 9/11. Dave led a spirited, yet somber discussion, whic was chronicled on this web site. Check it out. 4:47:15 PM |
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Friday, September 09, 2005 |
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First hand account of being trapped in the Big Easy during Katrina courtesy of Anna Voog. Trapped in New Orleans By LARRY BRADSHAW Two days after Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans, the Walgreens store at The owners and managers had locked up the food, water, pampers and prescriptions, and fled the city. Outside Walgreens' windows, residents and tourists grew increasingly thirsty and hungry. The much-promised federal, state and local aid never materialized, and the windows at Walgreens gave way to the looters. There was an alternative. The cops could have broken one small window and distributed the nuts, fruit juices and bottled water in an organized and systematic manner. But they did not. Instead, they spent hours playing cat and mouse, temporarily chasing away the looters. We were finally airlifted out of New We also suspect the media will have The maintenance workers who used a Most of these workers had lost their * * * ON DAY Two, there were approximately Some of us had cell phone contact We decided we had to save ourselves. We waited for 48 hours for the buses, By Day Four, our hotels had run out The guard members told us we wouldn't Quite naturally, we asked, "If we * * * WE WALKED to the police command We held a mass meeting to decide a In short order, the police commander The crowd cheered and began to move. We organized ourselves, and the 200 Families immediately grabbed their As we approached the bridge, armed As the crowd scattered and We questioned why we couldn't cross * * * OUR SMALL group retreated back down All day long, we saw other families, Meanwhile, the only two city shelters Our little encampment began to Now--secure with these two This was something we saw repeatedly If the relief organizations had Flush with the necessities, we From a woman with a battery-powered Unfortunately, our sinking feeling Once again, at gunpoint, we were In the pandemonium of having our camp The next day, our group of eight We were dropped off near the airport * * * WE ARRIVED at the airport on the day There, the humiliation and Most of us had not eaten all day This official treatment was in sharp Throughout, the official relief LARRY BRADSHAW and LORRIE BETH SLONSKY are emergency medical services (EMS) workers from San Francisco. +++ i called the SF chapter of SEIU, and found out that lorrie is his wife, from the woman on the phone. she fwd me to a voicemail (his?) i left a message for him. so these ARE real people and can be contacted! ands yes, there WAS an ems convention in new orleans on those days described in the article: NATIONAL EMS MEETINGS 2005-2006 and the people who wrote the article are listed in the phone book of san francisco. media should contact them more. 9:54:38 AM |
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 |
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Firsthand account of suriving the terroist attack on the tube in London....
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Monday, April 18, 2005 |
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Reading this euology brought tears to my eyes, becuase it was clear this guy loved her. I've known women like her and its perilous to love them because their focus is so far beyond you.....
Marla Ruzicka, RIP - - - - - - - - - - - - April 18, 2005 | This is a eulogy of a thousand words that should really be a poem. It's one I never thought I would write. In Iraq on Saturday afternoon, around 3 p.m., a suicide bomber entered Baghdad Airport road, heading east. On the same stretch was a U.S. military convoy, an Australian security detachment, and a car that carried U.S. aid worker Marla Ruzicka and her colleague Faiz Ali Salim. When the bomber detonated his explosives, Marla and Faiz were among those killed, and with that terrible act, the bomber cut short the life of a tireless champion of the victims of the war. Marla Ruzicka founded the Campaign for Innocent Victims in Conflict (CIVIC) in 2003, an NGO that began as a one-woman operation and grew to include dedicated Iraqis who compiled statistics of Iraqi civilian casualties. It was a difficult, heart-wrenching job. Marla pursued the casualty figures by going door to door in a country that sent so many other aid agencies over the brink. Human Rights Watch works in some of the most dangerous countries in the world. But it does not have field offices in Iraq. Marla was amazingly cheerful about the dangerous situation. Unfazed by the weight of paranoia around her, she continued to travel around the country, even when her American citizenship made her a target. Looking back to the time we spent in Baghdad last summer, when I was covering the conflict, I can't remember Marla ever talking about being afraid. This was during the height of the insurgency in Sadr City, a brutal time, and I can't remember a single instance where Marla said she was scared. It doesn't mean she didn't feel it. But fear wasn't something that slowed her down.
I remember Marla throwing salsa parties, inviting all of us to gatherings at the Hamra pool, encouraging us to crash other people's parties. Marla was the activities director on a cruise liner in the most hellish seas, and she knew how to dance. All of us, and I mean the hundreds of people in the press corps, loved her. But we were just the beginning of the story. Marla was as open and gracious with Iraqis as she was with Westerners. Who knows how many are grieving for her now. I thought she would never get hurt out there, a superstition that bad luck was for others and would just take a detour around someone like Marla. Rita Leistner, a photojournalist who knew her, wrote me a message this evening: "I think it's possible that she didn't have a single malicious bone in her body." Above all, Marla Ruzicka had a mission. She believed deeply that the families of civilians killed by the U.S. should receive compensation. She forcefully argued that the U.S. government had a duty to all innocents injured by its weapons, especially children who needed urgent medical care from decent hospitals. These simple principles cut straight to the heart of our collective responsibility during wartime. She lobbied Congress, raising the most uncomfortable questions about our involvement in Iraq, and then demanded justice for the people forgotten in government policy. She won. Tens of millions of dollars were set aside to assist Iraqis who were the victims of the war. But Marla didn't stay in Washington. How many innocent people have been killed by U.S. forces? Marla wanted to know the answer to that ugly question and so she returned to Iraq. She started looking for the truth by going door to door in Baghdad, taking a survey. She just started asking Iraqi families how many people they were missing. Of course, it was so simple -- this was her human approach. Marla spent a great deal of time trying to help Iraqis who lost family members to the war. During the first siege of Fallujah, I once found her screaming at the director of the Iraqi Red Crescent, demanding that he organize a way to bring supplies to refugees. She was furious at his apathy. It drove her crazy. Marla told me how hard it was to try to wring compensation payments from the U.S. military and what it was like to lobby Congress for Iraqi civilians rights. To get her projects through, she described to anyone who would listen the cases of injured Iraqis and the families of those killed. She would lean on her point, even when surrounded by experts who were supposed to know the deal. Marla also understood the power and the responsibility of the press because she thought we could help her save people. It was all true. Charming and relentless, she sought out reporters to pick up her stories, she got her quotes in print and on television. I was one of the lucky ones who learned about her projects by hearing her describe them in her own voice, her lilting California accent that camouflaged her determination and bravery. Marla also had a wild messianic streak and was beautiful in the way girls from Northern California are often beautiful, with blond hair and clear eyes. Around the time I first met her three years ago, I was coming out of a U.N. press conference in Kabul. It was dusk and we were on the grounds of the Hotel Intercontinental on a high hill, surrounded by deep ditches. Marla was talking to me about something and I was so hypnotized by her otherworldly style, I walked right off the edge of a 15-foot cliff. When she finally found me in a gully, she didn't laugh. Anyone else would have died laughing. She was concerned and thought I was hurt. "Oh my God. Are you OK?" she yelled. I had just become an innocent victim of a cliff -- and one of her fans. This is not a hagiography. Marla had her rough spots like anyone. She was emotionally vulnerable but her projects gained strength and she never gave up. What more can you ask of someone? Here is one of the great things about her. In a divided nation, when so many idealistic young Americans chose a side as if it were a football team, picking the partisan fights and slugging it out over the dinner table, Marla chose the war instead. It would be her stage. She bought a ticket, organized her visas and went to Afghanistan and Iraq to see it for herself. In the end, she knew more about the true nature of conflict than any analyst in the United States, more than the president himself. If Marla's methods were unorthodox, it's because the war couldn't be handled the normal way. It needed her personality and her style. Her heart was pure. I ran into Marla all over the world. I saw her in Afghanistan, Baghdad, and recently in New York City. We were on some kind of strange trajectory that meant we were always running into each other. I took this to be part of her magic and came to expect to see her all the time because her territory was the entire planet. In late March, over dinner at a place on the Lower East Side, the day before she left for Iraq, Marla was talking about a medical evacuation case with my friend Chris Hondros, a photographer for Getty Images. Chris had recently photographed a checkpoint shooting in Tal Afar, where the mother and father of an Iraqi family were killed by American soldiers. One of their orphaned children, a young boy named Rakan Hassan, had a bullet in his spine and needed medical care that he couldn't get in Iraq. As Marla and Chris talked about how to get Rakan surgery so he could walk again, I witnessed Marla in action, plotting and scheming in her ingenious way. She was planning to work on Rakan's case from Iraq and left for the Middle East as soon as she could. The moment she arrived, she wrote to her contacts in Washington and the State Department in Amman, Jordan. Subject: Visa for little boy who needs treatment in the U.S. Hi Karen and Tim, We are working to get a little boy medical treatment in the U.S. We have a doctor who will treat him in San Francisco, but he needs it ASAP. He has a visa and we have his costs secured -- is there any way we could get him a humanitarian visa? Karen is there, any way the State Department in Baghdad could help with this -- if we don't get him treatment soon he may never be able to walk again. Thanks, Marla See how she goes straight for the gut. Marla then received a long bureaucratic reply from the embassy that detailed what she would need to do to get an appointment. It made her mad. Subject: RE: emergency hi we have a medical emergency -- is there no compasssion? can we have the department of state help? The diplomats replied with information that was more personal and to the point than any that ever comes from the government. Marla had called on their humanity and sympathy and won. They pledged to see the boy as soon as he made it to Amman. "The little boy must come to Amman a.s.a.p., and once he is in Amman, write me again and I will set up an appointment for him the very next day," the diplomat replied. "In the email, give me the child's full name as it appears in his passport, his passport number, and a copy of the enclosed emails." Marla had broken through to them. She was brilliant that way. Reporters are now writing about how she became an innocent victim of the war, just like the people she championed. I know that is true because she was certainly innocent. But at the end she wasn't a powerless victim. She had already won. She fought cruelty and bloodshed and indifference. Marla Ruzicka was a true enemy of war and she triumphed over it again and again with every person she helped. The last thing she said to me that night in New York was, "You know, Phillip, I'm trying to save the world." Marla Ruzicka was 28. 2:19:08 PM |
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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 |
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Is this mind-numbing or what? all you ahve to do is listen to the BBC or some other european news service to see the cirucs that is American politics today in the absurd, incredulous light in which folks outside our country view it. It's breathtakingly cynical..... Daily Kos: Schiavo political impact. It's not pretty for the GOP. CBS News. 3/21-22. MoE 4%. (February results) Congress Job ApprovalThis is turning into a disaster of epic proportions for the GOP. They thought they had the Dems wedged, and instead they have wedged themselves from the American public. Congress is being exposed as the cynical, power-mad, ethics-free zone that it has become under DeLay's leadership. Read the poll. It has nothing but bad news for Republicans. And don't miss Bush's numbers on Iraq - his approval ratings in the war are down six points in the last month - from 45 percent to 39 percent. Update: The party breakdown for this poll is: Republican 44If the poll represented the actual partisan breakdown of the US public, the numbers would be far, far worse. [Daily Kos] 6:49:18 PM |
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Tuesday, March 22, 2005 |



