Random funnies

These made me laugh. If they make you laugh, good. If they don't, get a better sense of humour.

'If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.'

Douglas Adams himself has said
" The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought `42 will do'. I typed it out. End of story. "

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
1.) it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting.
2.) it is a major component in acid rain.
3.) it can cause severe burns in it's gaseous state.
4.) accidenntal inhalation can kill you.
5.) it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
6.) it contributes to erosion.
7.) it has been founnd in tumors of terminal cancer patients .

God bless America...
God save the Queen...
Someone rescue New Zealand...
and Thank Christ for Australia.