Friday, August 20, 2004
The Horror, The HorrorSo I'm relaxing on the deck at Jenk's Inlet, just soaking up some rays and enjoying a Foster's Oil Can when I see it out of the corner of my eye. Suddenly, it comes into sharp piercing focus. The horror! MADE IN CANADA. WTF is "made in Canada" doing on my friggin' Fosters? Now, I've got nothing against Canadian beer. Every once in a while I'll throw back a Molson or LaBatt's. But Fosters is supposed to be Australian for Beer Mate! Brewed under license eh? It just left a sour taste in my stomach. Or maybe it was that sushi I had earlier. I couldn't find a red, white and blue doo-rag. What the hell's the boardwalk coming to? File under La Vida Loca. 11:38:08 PM 
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