Saturday, April 19, 2003

Poor Timing Joke Scene: Knock on the door, it is opened and a policer officer is standing there... Officer: Excuse me sir, are you Mr. Johnson? Peterson: Yes, sir. O: I have some good news and bad news sir. The bad news is we have recovered your wife's body tonight in the bay under the Golden Gate bridge. It appears that she jumped off a few days ago. We are sorry. (handing Johnson a milk crate of fresh, live crabs) These crabs were on the body when we pulled her up and the boys thought you might enjoy them. P: Oh My god, no (sobbing) she's gone, (composing himself) but thank you for the crabs. What is the good news? O: The good news is we plan to pull her up again towmorrow and get some more crabs! 11:47:01 PM     The Old Man and the Tree Driving after 80 is really dangerous! 11:38:51 PM     Channel Nine is Bumming It seems like everything is all "post-9/11" responsible for what ails any business situation. This article on KCTS (public television) lays out many factors that are causing the station to hemorage cash. Sad but true. 11:32:01 PM

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