Here's a Vegas story.

I was playing craps at the Stardust and a guy and his wife came up next to me and started playing also. We were at the table for about an hour with things going back and forth and then I got the dice and got on a fairly hot roll (for me). I made 4 passes (including 2 in a roll at one point) and my point became a 4. Everybody at the table was hootin and hollerin and the guy yells out "you make this hard 4 and I'll dump the old lady and marry you instead"! Wellll, the very next throw is 2-2!!!! The guy looks at me and says "one more! we're half way to San Francisco"! Well I'm cracking up and can hardly throw the dice and then the guy's old man comes walking up to the table. The guy goes "Kevin, this is my Dad", and I go "Hey Dad, your son is my bitch"! The old man doesn't even batt an eye and says "The kid's always been someone's bitch"! True story!! The old man didn't even have any coaching and just spit out the line! fair enough to say I was laughing my ass off and sevened out after a couple more rolls.