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Saturday, September 25, 2004

It's A Scary, Scary World

I'll post about our first tennis tournament tomorrow.  Tonight I just want to admit how scared I am.  Scared to the bone. 

Scared of what, you might ask, if you possessed a sympathetic bone in your body.

Squirrels, for one.

But it doesn't just stop with squirrels.  I'm scared of movies, too.

Three.

Times.

Over.

And if I had to nail down one specific thing about movies that scares me, I'd have to go with the women.  They're scary.

Of course in order to be a scary woman, you must have once been a Scarygirl.  Or a Scary Kid.  Definitely a Scary Baby at one point.  Perhaps even a Scary Bitch.

Then there's Scaryduck.  You'd think I'd be pooping my pants over Scaryduck.  But no.  Because it's not scary.  And not a duck.  So not scary.

This is pretty scary, though.

And don't get me started on Monkey Shows.  Scary

I've already made my decision about John Kerry.  He's not scary, though some think he is.

But you know what?  I can't decide if this is scary or not.  You decide.

The end.


9:29:44 PM     |

Friday, September 24, 2004

Tobby:  A Poem

There once was a dog named Tobby

And floating with his balloon was his hobby

But then came the darts

And flying spikes just for starts

And soon Tobby was a dead dog.


6:49:44 PM     |

So Much For Predicting The Future

Imagine trying to run The Sims 2 on this.

Though I have to admit, it has some neat features.  Think of the benefits you'd reap from the combination keyboard/printer.  And what about the arm muscles you'd build up with that steering wheel? 

By the way, what's with that steering wheel?  Is it the mouse?

This all just further proof that no one knows for sure what life will be like one year from now, much less ten or fifty years.  If you'd told me ten years ago that I'd be living in Germany, I'd have lectured you on the evils of narcotics.  Little did I know what would happen.

Sure it's fun to guess, but it's stuff like that link above that make you realize that your guess is as probably good as theirs.  Maybe better.

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5:37:52 PM     |

Thursday, September 23, 2004

Piling Up The Pennies

Everyone likes to earn money.  Maybe they don't all enjoy doing the work to get the money, but they certainly like the paycheck.  But that paycheck usually only comes once every couple of weeks, or maybe once a month.

Wouldn't it be more satisfying to watch the money add up in real time as you're earning it?  Wouldn't it be cool to have a display on your desk that shows to the penny how much you're making as you work?  Of course you'd probably get sucked into just watching the thing rather than doing actual labor, but after awhile you'd get used to it being there and you'd just glance over every once in awhile.

Well, if you have a computer on your desk at work, this can become a reality.  Just go to the Monster Salary Timer and plug in your annual income.  From there it'll calculate how much you make per second and start adding it up.

Cool, huh?  But wait, there's more.

You can also compare your earning rate with a celebrity.  For instance you can watch how Tiger Woods is raking it in at the obscene rate of $7.36 a second.  Meanwhile I limp along at a measily penny or so a second.

One.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Five.  Six.

You know, in half an hour, I can buy a cd.

(Or in ten minutes, I can download it.  That's right, I'm a !)


7:36:06 PM     |

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Dance Fever

I'm not all that big on watching people dance.  You won't see me at too many dance recitals, though I did manage to sit through a ballet recital a few years back (right Lutece and Mireya?). 

But you know what?  I'd give my left nut to see the Merce Cunningham Dance Company at the Barbican Theatre in London next month.

Why?  Not because of the dancing, but because of the music.

The music for the performance of "Split Sides" will be done by Radiohead and Sigur Ros -- two of my favorite bands.  From what I understand, dice rolls will determine which band plays to which dance, lighting, costumes, etc.  A very improvised affair.  A very unique experience, I'm sure.  Truly nut worthy.

Question is, can I justify taking off a couple of days from work to go see this?  Can I justify the expense for flight, hotel, and ticket to the show?  Would anyone understand why I'd want to go to a dance recital so badly -- just to listen to the music?

There is a contest for free tickets.  I entered it just now.  If I happen to win, I'm so going.

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5:48:09 PM     |

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Teachers, students pushed through the 2003-04 school year with good marks


By Terry Boyd, Stars and Stripes
European edition, Monday, September 20, 2004



Terry Boyd / S&S
The 2003-04 school year was tough and emotional, says Joy Magowan, a senior literature teacher at Baumholder High School. But parents and students say Magowan and other teachers held schools together while troops were deployed.

Teacher shares common bond with students

BAUMHOLDER, Germany — The first day of school last year, math teacher Trinh Nguyen asked her eighth-graders at Baumholder High School, “How many of you have a mom or dad downrange?”

She chose the word “downrange” deliberately over “in Iraq,” Nguyen said.

Any child from an Army family knows “downrange” is Army-speak for deployed.

“They said, ‘Oh, she knows! Mrs. Nguyen knows something.’ That’s very important,” Nguyen said. When they found out her husband, Capt. Steve Nguyen, was downrange with the 1st Armored Division’s headquarters company, the connection between military families was “very dear to them,” she said.

Nguyen, 30, is one of the rare Department of Defense Dependent Schools teachers married to a soldier.

Her students with deployed parents at this 2nd Brigade and Division Artillery headquarters “were more like sons and daughters, not just students,” Nguyen said. Yet, as much as she sympathized and empathized with her charges, she stressed that she never lowered her classroom expectations.

That their teacher was in the same boat as they were — missing a loved one at war — helped build instant rapport, Nguyen said. “We leaned on each other. We shared the happiness, and we endured the pain,” she said. “It was comforting to look forward to going to school.”

And like her students, she had to sometimes steel herself against bad news.

Her husband was among the 1st AD officers and soldiers in Kuwait and on their way home last April when the news came down that the division was remaining in Iraq for a 90-day extension.

“He called one night about 11 p.m. and said, ‘I have some bad news to tell you.’ But I was prepared. I said, ‘Oh, you’re heading back to Iraq. Be careful, and finish the mission.’ ”

Now, she’d like to take a closer look at the effects of deployment on students.

Nguyen, who has a master’s degree in educational psychology and student assessment, is considering a post-graduate study comparing the emotional and academic development of children who experienced the deployment with those who didn’t.

“Is there a difference in responsibility? In study skills? Time management? Organizational skills? Leadership skills? Are they [children of deployed families] more rebellious?”

There’s a lot, Nguyen said, that parents can learn from these students.

— Terry Boyd

BAUMHOLDER, Germany — In Baumholder, where 98 percent of students had a parent deployed to Iraq with the 1st Armored Division, the 2003-04 school year could have been a disaster.

Reflecting back as a new term begins, those who experienced it chose the word “tough” over and over again to describe what that school year was like.

“The toughest time was when a little boy in his class, when the boy’s father died,” said Pamela Brown, whose son, Travaris, was an 8-year-old third-grader at Wetzel Elementary.

The death “had an effect on all the kids,” said Brown, whose own husband, Sgt. Nelson Brown, was deployed with Company C, 1st Battalion, 6th Infantry Regiment.

Vicki Morgan’s daughter, Kristina Square, was in a first-grade class at Smith Elementary, where two students lost their fathers. Morgan’s husband, Staff Sgt. Jerry Morgan, was deployed with the 4th Battalion, 27th Field Artillery Regiment.

On April 28, eight 4-27 soldiers were killed by a suicide car bomber in Baghdad, the single greatest loss of life for the division during 15 months in Iraq.

The deaths caused profound remorse in all the children who knew the people, Morgan said. “And even if you didn’t know the person, it was tough … because this is a small community,” she said.

On the more prosaic side, many parents were not around to help their children with schoolwork.

Sgt. Robert Morris said his daughter Katherine, 9, a fourth-grader at Smith Elementary, struggled while he was gone. While he was in Iraq with the 40th Engineer (Combat) Battalion, his German wife Rosemarie — uncomfortable in English — had difficulty helping their daughter with her homework.

“She was stuck on homework,” Morris said. “Just plain stuck.”

It was, in short, “a tough, emotional year,” said Joy Magowan, a senior English literature teacher and senior adviser at Baumholder High School. It could have been an academic disaster, with students too distracted — even depressed — to learn.

 

Keeping things ‘normal’

For the most part, that didn’t happen.

More than a dozen people — teachers, students, parents and administrators — interviewed said school proceeded as normally as could be expected considering the situation.

Detentions didn’t rise, and grades and test scores didn’t drop. Though Terra Nova scores fluctuated at Baumholder schools, there were no clear trends. Verbal SAT scores at Baumholder were the same from 2002 to 2003 — which would have included the 1st AD’s departure — though math scores fell dramatically.

The number of high school expulsions and suspensions actually dropped to 153 for the year ending last June from 175 during 2002-03, said Candace Ransing, deputy director of Department of Defense Dependents Schools-Europe.

There were slight drops in attendance at the beginning of the deployment, then when the division was extended for 90 days, said Dom Calabria, Baumholder principal.

“But we solved that right away by making a few phone calls” to parents, he said.

District accreditation teams went to schools where troops were deployed “expecting the worst … kids crying in the hallways” and frantic teachers, Calabria said. Instead, Baumholder and nearby Neubrücke Elementary received exceptional ratings.

Teachers, parents and students offered myriad explanations why the system worked, from the resilience of military children to extraordinary efforts by teachers and school administrators, to DODDS deployment programs instituted since the first Gulf War.

“With everything else in their lives turned upside down,” school routines imparted a sense of normalcy that helped students cope, said Frank O’Gara, DODDS spokesman.

“In the first Gulf War, we were learning,” O’Gara said. Then came deployments for the two Europe-based divisions to Bosnia and Kosovo, with DODDS developing deployment and crisis plans. The 2002 deployment to Bosnia created a core of teachers “who’d already been through it,” Calabria said.

 

Different wars

Martha Sommer, a fourth-grade teacher at Neubrücke Elementary, says she saw a big difference between the 1991 Gulf War, when she was a teacher at Ansbach Elementary, and the 2003-04 school year.

Twelve years ago, it “was horrible,” she said. There was no Internet. No easy way for families to stay connected during deployments, Sommer said.

And because it had been so long since a major deployment, many spouses had no idea their soldiers could really go to war, she said.

“They thought they were here to go shopping in Poland,” Sommer said of some family members. In 1991, “I saw mothers break down,” Sommer said.

This time around, “the mothers were so much the backbone” of the community, she said. For example, the 90-day extension of the 1st AD — announced on April 16 — happened during DODDS’ spring break.

To a great extent, mothers had children back on track before school resumed, Sommer said. Teachers talked about the extension, then went on with lessons, she said.

Modern Army families have few illusions, said Pamela Brown: “My kids understand what my husband’s job is.” They know, she said, that whether it’s to the field or war, “he could leave at any time.”

Another major difference between 1991 and 2003 was that during the first Gulf War, the war became a taboo subject, Sommer said. “It was sort of a hush-hush thing.”

This time around, the deployment was woven into nearly every school day, which teachers said diffused the tension.

Sherry Brooks, who teaches at Neubrücke, had her English as a Second Language students writing letters to soldiers. Students put together packages for soldiers and for Iraqi kids, and wrote letters to single soldiers, she said. A Neubrücke counselor held daily lunch talks for students coping with parents being away.

Weaving the war into the class day help students move on to work, Brooks and Sommer said.

Teachers “let kids vent,” senior English literature teacher Magowan said. They queried students at the beginning of the day as to how things were going. Those, like her, who opposed the war, consciously kept their personal feelings out of their teaching.

Still, teachers were emotionally tested along with students, she said.

Magowan recalls the look in the eyes of a ninth-grader whose father was injured in an attack that killed a number of other soldiers. “It was a look of pure relief of having him safe at home. He was so lucky,” she said.

With her own husband, Capt. Steve Nguyen deployed, Baumholder High math teacher Trinh Nguyen and her students went through the same highs and lows.

The April 16 announcement of a 90-day extension “was like an 8.9 earthquake,” Nguyen said. “Our hearts dropped….”

The natural impulse is to reassure students, but teachers can’t tell them anything but the truth, Magowan said.

“You can’t say, ‘Everything’s going to be OK. Your father’s going to come home and everything’s going to be OK.’ You can’t say that.”

She got to the point of “making little deals in my head,” Magowan said. “‘Please don’t let any other parents of our senior students die before graduation.’”

 

Brave, tough kids

Magowan and others said a core reason schools didn’t falter was the students themselves. She describes children from military families as more resilient, “braver and tougher” than their counterparts at civilians schools.

During the 15 months the 1st AD was in Iraq, children back home grew up fast.

“I became the second adult in the house,” said Kaishia Elliott, 16, after her father, Spc. Phillip Hughes, 4th Forward Support Battalion, left for Iraq.

At her house, the Baumholder varsity cheerleader said, “the philosophy is grades, grades, grades. You can’t do anything in life without and education.”

So she maintained her A’s and B’s even as it fell to her — the eldest — to help her mother, Rachel, with her three brothers and two sisters.

“I grew up more. With the head of the family gone, it was like, ‘I need to get serious,’ ” to set an example for the younger children. Despite it all, the school year “wasn’t bad,” she added.

Parents are unanimous that teachers and administrators carried much of the burden at Baumholder High.

“They were awesome for the whole 15 months,” said Vickie Morgan. “They stayed on kids to graduate,” she said, adding that teachers went out their way to help stressed students and parents, even picking up homework assignments.

Baumholder High counselor Shirley Lips, Calabria and Magowan “were like a second set of parents to these kids,” Morgan said.

She doesn’t expect the same level of school support as the family prepares for a stateside assignment, and is sad to be leaving soon.

“When you get great people in your life,” Morgan said, “you never want them to leave.”

—Reporter Kevin Doughtery contributed to this report.


6:46:26 PM     |

Monday, September 20, 2004

Why?

Someone came to my site within the last hour through Yahoo.  He/She was searching for: "picture of the person who invented the vcr."  This site ranks 14th on that list.

I'm sure there's a damn good reason why someone would search for that, but I've no clue.  On the plus side, I'm 14th on the most useless search query of the day.


9:50:20 PM     |

You Have Bad Taste In Music

This is something no one ever admits to:  listening to crap music.  Sure you might fess up to having a soft spot for Air Supply, but no one ever admits that the majority of the music they listen to sucks.  Not even Linkin Park fans.  Or Avril Lavigne. 

That's why I'm so much in favor of the efforts put forth by whoever is behind You Have Bad Taste In Music.  This guy goes out to concerts for wildly popular bands that just so happen to wildly suck, and he stands there with a bullhorn begging the eager fans to not see the concert.  In at least one clip posted on the site, he offers a substantial amount of money to anyone who will rip up their ticket and not see that band.

What a great idea.

Also a hilarious one.

Of course this will all cease to be funny when he protests at a concert for someone I really, really love.

Like Air Supply.

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8:00:40 PM     |

Sunday, September 19, 2004

Shiver Me Timbers

If there's one thing I've always wanted to do, it's go through an entire day talking like a pirate.  From dawn till dusk, I want to greet folks with a hearty "Ahoy, matey!" and answer all questions that need a positive reply with a gutteral "Aye."  Don't need a parrot on my shoulder.  No patch over my eye.  I just need to be able to speak the way I feel I was meant to talk.

For example, this is my dream way to start my day at school:

"Good morning, Mr. Mauldin."

"Ahoy, matey!"

"Do we have a test today?"

"Aye!"

Fortunately today my dream can be realized.  For those out of the know, today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.  That's right, you scurvy dogs.  All day you have free license to fly your Jolly Roger high and proud.

So get out there with a pocket full of pieces of eight, find you a hearty wench (or scallywag, if you be a female piratess), and show them landlubbers that you ain't no son of a biscuit eater.

I just wish today were Monday.

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10:51:29 AM     |

Express Yourself

Living in a material world

And I am I material guy

You know that we are living in a material world

And this is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

 

 


8:44:31 AM     |



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