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10 Free Bodily Pleasures

In a world where "free" rearely means just that, and few things come without some string attached, it's nice to remember the Top 10 Free Bodily Pleasures we've all experienced, loved, and too often forget.

1. Finally getting to pee after holding it in.

2. Sleeping naked between really soft sheets.

3. Popping your back/neck/ankle/knuckle/whatever when it's stiff.

4. A really good stretch.

5. Taking a dump that leaves you 2 lbs. lighter.

6. Looking at the clock and finding out you have 3 more hours to sleep.

7. Sexy dreams.

8. That 30-second burp after you've chugged a coke.

9. Soft breezes on skin warmed by the sun.

10. Orgasms without effort.

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