Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Fucking Machines So you think she is hot. And that she is hot for you. Her look says it all. Yes, that is what your are thinking. That she can't wait to have you inside and that her juices are running wild for your unrestrained horniness. Do us a favor and click that thumb, cowboy! Surprise! She does not need you. In the era of erotic enlightnment Brittany Love has found ways to replace your infamous rod for a piece of scrap metal that bounces rythmically to her own desires. Faster? no problema. Slower and deeper? As you wish, m'am. Brute force pounding? Right away. Furthermore, she does not need to hear your gorilla-like moans and the best part of it, she does not have to clean your goo afterwards...  AND she can cum any time she wants and as many times too. All without you. Go kick some boxes in the backroom while you can. And check this: the metal cock is ALSO wearing a condom. Just like you! The story behind: Brittany has no problem getting all the real dick she could want. She will always prefer the cock of a real man but was still intrigued and puzzled by this fucking machine and its nasty mechanical appurtance. Could it get her off? Yes, it did, it fucked her pussy and asshole, although for her, one trial with the gizmo was enough to slake her curiosity. Give her trouser pipe from now on. Even so, this is a jaw-dropping layout because it's so unusual. "When I use my dildo, I don't have a free hand to play with my breasts. But with this machine, I had both hands free so I could tug on my hard nipples and knead my titties. It felt good in my cookie and my ass. And, if I wanted, I could reach down and diddle my clit, too. I think every woman might want to try it once in her life. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mmmh. We love "reality endorsements".  More about Brittany Love,  here and here. Photo source: Scoreland March 2003 issue. 2:40:42 PM googled! - 199 Sex Positions A-Z Bored with your present life? Same ole rutine, same ole in/out? You may want to rethink how you approach your sex game strategically. Remember, it's all a matter of conquering space, gaining territory in the vast bushy flatlands. And yes, you may also want to visit the gym more often. No, not to lose weight. Not to gain muscle. Just to avoid straining yourself when trying squatting sex postures. Check aussie possies for more than 255 samples of sex positions and stop bragging about your same 12 ole boringly-to-death missionary variations. The site has a members area and a few annoying banners but you can get rid of them by clicking the proper links on the page. I found out that you can also peek into hundreds of sex positions just by navigating the free area. For those who join (we haven't) there may be some more interesting information: test your fuckabulary! (In the same way as a person's VOCABULARY determines his ability and creativeness in being VOCAL, a person's FUCKABULARY determines their skills and creativity in the numerous ways of fucking, and associated ways of having sex..). Source: sexpositions.com.au 11:33:17 AM googled! - 197

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