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Friday, April 30, 2004
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
If I could come back as anything
It would be as one of your tears.
How could I want more
Than to be conceived in your heart,
Born in your eye,
Live on your cheek,
And die on your lips.
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI
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I'm not positive, but I think it's Arabic for "www.wheresgeorge.com".
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CAPTIONING GLENN
(A FILTHY LIE)
When you see a picture like that, how can you help but caption it like this?:
Glenn is stoned
and high on drugs
he should learn
to give more hugs
Thorazine
It's just kinda creepy that Glenn only has 3 fingers on each hand like some kind of cartoon character
His gaze fixated on his canine quarry, Glenn SLOOOOOOWLY reached for his Pocket Blend-o-Matic
Every year, Glenn moved his eyebrows further down his forehead. In
2006, he would finally achieve his dream of having the world's bushiest
eyelashes. The Maybelline contract would be his. Yes it would.
Glenn "Shorty" Reynolds proves the old wives' tale about what you can tell about a man from the length of his fingers.
They didn't sell any T-shirts, but sales of Road Kill Possum brand toupees went through the roof.
I... gotta... go... so.. BAD!
Proceeds from the sales of this T-shirt will be donated to the "Buy Glenn a Belt So He Doesn't Have To Hold Up His Pants With His Hands" fund.
"I see dead people"
As the car bore down on him, Glenn just stood in the middle of the road, staring at the pretty headlights.
Glenn Reynolds' entry in the Mr. American Hottie contest, while bringing the gift of laughter to millions, still wound up finishing behind Urkel in a thong.
Glenn says, "Buy this T-shirt and you'll always remember which side is "left".
18 reasons why Glenn, while still a ruthless, puppy-blending, hobo-murdering megalomaniac, isn't ALL bad.
Chekhov called - he wants his hair back.
Having lost most of his fingers in a tragic blogging accident, Glenn sank to T-shirt modeling on his path to rock bottom, finally ending up as a boy toy in a Bangkok brothel.
INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!
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DAMN HIPPIES
Fine.
What do I do first?
Meanwhile, why don't you guys keep playing over there. God knows a good
hippy never stops protesting just because the point over which he's
protesting is now moot. The Bartender's comment party hit 312. I woudn't mind 313.
And would SOMEBODY put a link to booby pictures in there somewhere? Don't hippies protest naked anymore?
I WANT NAKED CHICKS!
No, a naked QWYJIBO doesn't count.
P.S. I had this all typed up this morning and forgot to hit post
because I was distracted by a shiny object as I was reaching for the
mouse.
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Thursday, April 29, 2004
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after they're sweaty.
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CARNIVAL OF THE VANITIES #84
is up at WOLves.
The entry that caught my eye this week was from John of Greenie Watch,
where he expressed shock and dismay at the notion that it's becoming
trendy to not put diapers on your infants. Given the quote from the no-diaper-dad, I can see why:
"In my mind, diapers became the symbol of the Evil Empire of Western
Parenting in which babies must suffer to accommodate the needs of their
parents' broken-continuum culture: a controlled, sterile, odorless,
wall-to-wall carpeted fortress in which to live with the illusion of
dominion over nature," wrote Noelle [...] "How I longed for a simple, dirt-floored, baby-friendly
hut like that of a Yequana family,"
That last line makes blood pour into my eyes. This ignorant pile of
crap has no idea what he's wishing for. Were I a genie, I'd be tempted
to give it to him, just to watch him suffer.
The bugs, the murderous weather, the disease, the parasites, dangerous wild animals, poison snakes & spiders.
Yeah, eat it up shithead.
I hope something crawls out of your "dirt floor" & lays eggs in your nutsack.
Idiot.
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THE MILLION MUNU MARCH
In the comments to my "why are these people on my blogroll" post,
I sensed a certain degree of discontent with the load time for my site.
And the busted comments. And the inoperative trackbacks. And the
unmemorizable URL.
Some people think I should get a nice MuNu blog, so I'll tell you what.
If you folks are going to whine like a bunch of liberals, you might as
well act like them, too. Go ahead & have a nice sit-in protest in
the comments to this post.
If it gets to 100, and if Pixy will still have me, and if the Bartender's offer to help me move is still good. I'll go.
Naked protesters welcome.
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Wednesday, April 28, 2004
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
Love has many meanings, but the only one that fits is you.
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI
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[Who's Your Daddy?]
Presidential Fun Fact (with apologies to Jen):
In 1864, Lincoln modified the Gettysburg Address slightly during a campaign stop in San Francisco.
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SCANDAL!
(A PRECISION GUIDED HUMOR ASSIGNMENT)
Documents discovered in Iraq recently have uncovered the shocking discovery that hundreds the UN's Oil for Food program is rife with corruption.
Who could've guessed?
Ok, everybody, but as more documents are discovered and translated, we
can expect further revelations. I anticipate the following will soon
come to light:
Secret genetic experiments, most of which went horribly wrong.
DNA tests prove Jacques Chirac is Uday's real father.
The "mobile weapons labs" were actually carrying Saddam's secret supply of inflatable sheep. (SFW)
Video tapes proving that Saddam and Osama were secret lovers (Ok, I got that one from the Weekly World News).
Michael Moore's love letters to a camel with a Britney-Spears-shaped birthmark.
Naked pictures of Helen Thomas. (SFW)
Proof that the Iraqi Information Minister, Baghdad Bob, was the ghost-writer for "Bowling for Columbine."
Yellow legal pad covered with the words "Kerry '04" in Saddam's handwriting.
Proof that Russia, China, France and Germany conspired to award the
Miss Universe crown to Miss Iraq, despite the fact that the rules
clearly indicated that she should be disqualified for excessive back
hair.
Documents showing that, despite claims to the contary, Bill Clinton clearly knew what the meaning of the word "is" was.
A short e-mail from CNN: "Don't worry, we won't tell anyone."
Saddam's secret plan for acquittal at his upcoming trial:
1) practice golf swing
2) buy gloves 2 sizes too small
3) drive slow
Memo claiming that Saddam never had WMD's. There was merely a
translation error. What he said was that he had "a dreadful social
disease".
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
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MILLION TIMES FORWARDED E-MAIL
Fun Things To Do When Watching Lord Of The Rings:
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL....NOT..... PASS!"
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says, "the Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mister Ander- son."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. When the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
12. Every time someone kills an
Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes
before you get kicked out of the theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
22. As Frodo is standing, hesitating to drop the ring, yell 'Get on with it!'
23. When the armies attack the
massive elephant creatures, start griping loudly about how it's a
blatant rip-off of Star Wars and the battle with the walkers on Endor.
24. Insist you can spot William Wallace in the scene right before the final battle charge.
25. Insist Gandalf is played by
Jean Luc Picard, who has no real magic, just some decent melee skills,
and incredible futuristic knowledge of how everything seems to work.
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Tuesday, April 27, 2004
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BONFIRE #43 IS SPUTTERING
at On The Fritz this week.
Normally there's something either horrifically bad or terrifically
good. This time, it's pure, bland mediocrity from start to finish. From
the dull, pale, uninspired introductions lacking all but the lamest of
put-downs, to the endless series of half-hearted, tepid, vanilla-decaf
posts, this week's Bonfire proves that the opposite of "good" isn't
"bad", it's "eh, it'll do".
The worst... well, ok, mediumest - of the lot would probably be Classical Values
take on some Mepis computer thingy or whatever the hell he was babbling
about. I pulled a muscle from all the intense not caring I did while
perusing this post. Don't read it unless Eric pays you money, or unless
your first reaction WASN'T "Hey, he misspelled "Memphis"".
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
[Do you believe in God?]
Hmmm... not sure... ask me again on a fifty.
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
Amid the gloom and travail of existence suddenly to behold a beautiful
being... and as instantaneously to feel an overwhelming conviction,
that with that fair form, our destinies must be entwined... this is
love.
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QUESTION OF THE DAY
Goldie of Drama Queen asks "what is it about other blogs that makes you add them to your blogroll?"
I haven't done a whole-blogroll linkfest in... well, ever, so here we go:
Day By Day -
Excellent comic by Chris Muir that is at least clever when it's not LOL
funny, unlike some syndicated heavyweights *cough*Doonesbury*cough*.
He's also looking to get syndicated, so I gave him pole position to get
him a little more attention.
ErosBlog - Found that one in my
referrer logs (or possibly Technorati... I forget). After I found
myself checking back frequently (just for the articles, mind you), I
thought I'd keep the link handy
Vigilance Matters - Met
Marty during the King of the Blogs Tournament. He blogrolled me and
called me names & then had the nerve to ask for a link. I put him
on, since he's so completely full of... whatever the opposite of
bullshit is... and doesn't have a PC bone in his body.
Blown Fuse - First met Tiffany
in the New Blog Showcase. Lost track of her for a while, but then she
entered the King of the Blogs Tournament. Got hooked on that quirky,
amusing, edge-of-murder style of hers. Pretty pictures of herself all
over the place didn't hurt, either.
Single White Male -
Discovered Joey during the early days of the Alliance. He had some good
filthy lies and some mad photo-editing skillz. I kept going back for
his weekly question contests. I'll do anything for a dollar.
USS Clueless - Steven is a
carry-over from my pre-blogging days. Cogent, well-written,
informative, objective analysis of... well, everything. His cold
engineer's eye lends level-headed perspective to a lot of topics I
normallly only see written about in emotional terms elsewhere.
King of the Blogs - I met Nick via the Alliance and he asked me to be a judge for the tournament. I accepted on a temporary basis which has lasted about 6 months now.
Cox & Forkum - The kind
of raw power and truth that single-panel political cartoons were meant
to be. Why they're not yet syndicated is beyond my comprehension.
IMAO - Another pre-blogging
carryover. Just plain damn coffee-spitting funny. One of the few blogs
that I ever delved into the archives of, just because missing a single
In My World is a crime.
Boots & Sabers -
Competed against them when I entered the New Blog Showcase. I kept
going back because Owen is the best damn source I know of for Wisconsin
political news.
Practical Penumbra - Susie spotted me in
the New Blog Showcase and became my first habitual commenter. I stopped
by and saw her having sexual fantasies about men in kilts, so I was
hooked. I love horny women.
Blackfive - Voted for him in the New Blog Showcase. Started checking him out after he left a particularly amusing comment to this post, and got hooked on his no-nonsense military opinions.
Madfish Willie - Mike was a
long-time blog commenter who made the mistake of haunting my comments.
I poked him with a sharp stick until he got a place of his own.
Angelweave - Heather was a big help during the early days of the Great Blog War. That and some quality toe-porn.
Reflections in d minor - Found Lynn via the New Blog Showcase, and was just blown away by the quality of her writing.
Note-It Posts - First noticed Dana during Frank J's first permalink contest.
After that she started showing up in my Technorati link cosmos. I was
so flattered by all the attention, I started checking her out, fell
madly in love, and blogrolled her. At which point she got shy, ran
away, and hid for a week, although to this day she still claims it was
technical difficulties.
Mike the Marine
- he was a chronic blog commenter that I'd seen EVERYWHERE, and a lot
of people tried to get him to start his own blog. Rumor has it I gave
him the final back-breaking nudge. He probably just wanted me to shut
up.
Jen Lars - Public Enemy #1 during
the start of the Great Blog War. I was forever stopping by to see what
naughtiness she was up to, so I decided to keep her link handy.
homicidalManiak - I knew
of her from her work with the Alliance, started keeping an eye on her
when she was having some family problems, and just developed the hM
habit.
Technicalities
- Another chronic blog-commenter who popped up everywhere I went. She
pissed me off by leaving one of the best things I've ever read hidden
in Baldilocks's comments, so I posted it,
told her how wonderful she was, and nagged her until she got her own
place. It's amazing the lengths people will go to in order to shut me
up.
Drama Queen - Saw
Goldie here & there via the Carnival of the Vanities, flirted with
her at Madfish Willie's comment party, and decided I couldn't live
without her.
There's One, Only! - Spotted
GEBIV in my referer logs, and there really wasn't much to see except
for one post that caught my eye wherein he referred to me and Frank J.
as his "blog heroes".
WOW! People in the next state could hear my head swelling. After he
joined the Alliance, it turned out that he had an amazing and
previously hidden talent for humor writing. When he started posting
more than just the twice-weekly Alliance assignments, I blogrolled him
so I wouldn't miss anything.
American Digest - Found Mr. V
in the New Blog Showcase. He has at least as much talent as Lileks for
turning a mind-stopping phrase. Too good not to read daily.
Wizbang - I'd seen him linked in
numerous places, so I was familiar with Kevin's work, but I picked up
the Wizbang habit after he started the Bonfire of the Vanities. How can
you NOT love a guy who will willingly link to your suckiest post of the
week?
Quibbles & Bits - I
read a lot of Josh's stuff via the Carnival of the Vanities, and got
hooked. He's like Stephen King without the funny New England accent.
Trey Givens - Worst New Blog
Showcase entry I ever read. Just hated it. Then one day Susie linked to
something of his that was really good. I looked at some of his other
stuff and decided he was a keeper.
Cheese Stands Alone
- I knew about LeeAnn for a long time because everyone was stealing her
quizzes. Then one day I was bored and read her entire front page.
Hooked.
BigStick.US - Jeff & Tom came to my attention via the Alliance. They hated France & told good stories. What more do you need?
Frizzen Sparks - Graumagus
joined the Alliance and started belting out some of the best
assignments I ever read. He's scary good when he gets his funny on and
he's got a nasty sense of humor that I just love.
Physics Geek - I only
blogrolled him as part of the Alliance Blog Buddy program, but it turns
out he has a good nose for interesting links, so I moved him up to the
regular blogroll. That, and he's an A+ brewmeister.
Closet Extremist -
Johnny-Oh was a silent lurker on my blog for a few months. Then he
worked up the nerve to leave a comment. He was so annoying I had to
kick him out to his own blog. Apparently he had a lower tolerance for
my incessant nagging than most people, since he was gone in less than a
week.
Snooze Button Dreams - Every time I saw his link in the Carnival of
the Vanities, there was always something good at the other end. But
whenever it came time to blogroll him, I always got distracted by some
shiny object. I finally managed a permalink when I was having one of my
"bright days".
We Swear - I first came across _Jon via a poem he left in a comment to one of Frank J's posts. Then he let me post something of his that was so good that The Emperor gave it one of his coveted "go read this now" links.
I was itching to have him start his own blog, but he had a legitimate
excuse for not doing so. When he finally went public with his site, I
couldn't get him on the roll fast enough. I do wish he'd post more of
his stellar political rants, though.
Straight White Guy -
Started checking him out after having a great time with him at Madfish
Willie's comment party. Just a great guy to shoot the shit with.
The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler -
Another pre-blogging carry-over. Emperor Misha is the BEST at tearing
new assholes into deserving fuckwits. That kind of unapologetic
pro-Americanism is all too rare and deserves to be celebrated and
cherished when found.
Pepper of the Earth -
Although it's technically a partner blog, I go mostly for Linus's
writing. I found him via the New Blog Showcase and liked his stuff.
Then I forgot about him. But he kept showing up in my referrer logs, so
I kept going back and I kept enjoying what I read. Eventually I decided
I didn't want to miss anything, so he went on the blogroll.
PhotoDude - Another
pre-blogging carry-over. Reid is a very talented photographer, and he
has a very grounded-in-reality take on subjects political. I don't
always agree with his views, but he always makes respectable and
well-reasoned arguments. Lots of passion, but very little venom, which
is somewhat rare in the blogosphere.
Little Tiny Lies (now Hog
On Ice) - I honestly don't remember how I first came across Steven.
Somebody's blogroll, I think. He's hilarious and insightful in
alternating turns, so it didn't take me long to decide to make him a
daily read.
micro Day Weblog - I checked my referrer logs one day and
discovered that a blog in Latvia had picked up one of my graffiti
currency pictures. This amused me to no end, since the blog wasn't even
in English, so I wrote a post about it. Several months after that, one of the Latvians who was passably fluent in English offered to translate the post for me.
After that, I decided to keep an eye on the place. I don't understand
most of it, because it's written in Latvian, but occasionally, I'll
still find a funny picture or a link to something in English. Part of
it is also sentimental reasons, since I'm a veteran of the Cold War,
and played a tiny part in getting Latvia out from under Russia's thumb.
It's kinda cool watching freedom sprout in an Iron Curtain country.
The Ecosystem - pure vanity. I want to see how much better I am than everybody else.
Truth Laid Bear - Besides
running the Ecosystem, the Bear is also a blogger of no small talent.
Worth the read on the all-too-rare occasions that he posts.
Technorati Profile - more vanity. I want to see who's talking about me.
Manual Trackback - since I have dysfunctional blogging software,
and Susie's a ping-addict, I keep this tool handy. It's cumbersome and
time-consuming, so I use it only rarely, but it's a necessary evil.
So, to sum up... if you want to get on my blogroll, either:
Be a talented writer
Submit to the Carnival of the Vanities regularly
Complete a lot of Alliance assignments (and be funny while doing it)
Haunt my comments
OR
Flirt with me (chicks only)
Of course, at this point, it's very tough to make my blogroll any more,
since it's my daily read list, and it's getting tough to fit the whole
thing in as it is. But you never know.
By the way, I linked this one up in a hurry. If any of the links are misdirected, please say something.
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Monday, April 26, 2004
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
You burned me with your brightness, like baby stars, and now I am forever branded with your love.
posted by Harvey at 11:01:36 PM permalink HOME
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Contrary to popular belief, Bill Clinton was NOT America's first redneck President.
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Dogs' letters to God:
*
Dear God,
Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell
one another?
* Dear God,
When we get to heaven, can we sit
on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
* Dear God,
Why
are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the
stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a
cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename
the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
* Dear God,
If a
dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad
dog?
* Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal
instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans
understand?
* Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti,
please.
* Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we
have to shake hands to get in?
* Dear God,
Are there mailmen
in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
* Dear God,
Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be
a good dog:
- I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after
they throw it up.
- I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.,
just because I like the way they smell.
- I will not munch on
"leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although they are tasty, they are not food.
- The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
- The sofa is not a face
towel; neither are Mom's and Dad's laps.
- The garbage collector is not
stealing our stuff.
- My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
- I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's
driver's license and registration.
- I will not play tug-of-war with
Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
- Sticking my nose into
someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'
- I do not
need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
- I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
- I will not throw up in the car.
- I will not come in from
outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
- I will not sit
in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.
- The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes
that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
* Dear God,
May I
have my testicles back?
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PAY FOR IT
_Jon of We Swear links to some pictures from the Iraqi war zone. Some are visually striking, some are frighteningly graphic.
I looked at all of them.
Why?
Because I was in favor of this war. I banged the drums loudly to
encourage it to happen and argued fervently that it was necessary.
These pictures, as disturbing as they are, are part of the price paid
to pursue this course of action. I will not deny them. I will not
ignore them. If I want to go around saying "See?" when the Marines pull
down Saddam's statues, I have to be willing to own these events too.
But despite the high price being paid by some of the people pictured,
I'm still of the mind that the course America is following is
imperative, and that, in the long run, more lives will be saved than
lost.
I wish there were a bloodless course of action that would accomplish
the same thing, but there isn't, so I have to live with this. It
sickens me that this path was thrust upon us by ruthless Islamic
murderers who have no concept of a civilized way of life, but I will
not shrink from the road ahead. The primitive minds of the Middle East
MUST be dragged - kicking and screaming, if necessary into the 21st
century, where the currency of interpersonal relations is money and
persuasion, not terror and murder. This MUST end. They MUST lose. And
we MUST see it through until that happens.
And I will accept the price that must be paid as my responsibility.
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ACTIVITIES REQUIRING BEER
Some things in life are optional, like passing a semi on the right
while leaning out the window screaming, "you drive like my f******
grandma!"
Other things are mandatory, like drinking beer when engaged in certain activities. Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist has a short list of beer-mandatory activities:
Bowling
Baseball
Pool
Fishing
Football
Hockey
Golf
Auto Racing
Poker....
Let him know if he missed any.
Like "in the driveway engine replacements" or "ogling stripper boobies".
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PAYING OFF
Jeevan, who, I assume is the poor schmuck pulling the night shift at Haloscan, was the first person to leave a comment on the new comment system.
Unfortunately, he left a corporate link instead of his blog link, so
it's probably not going to give him too much of a warm fuzzy.
Dana of Note-It Posts was #2, but she doesn't mind sloppy seconds.
Besides, she's a pretty girl with a nice rack, which gives me an excuse
to say something dirty, i.e. a reason to live. So let's look at the very first post in her archives:
 12 Partygoers Killed in Patio Collapse
I saw this report
on CNN, including similar porches in the area that were still standing.
How anyone could have reasonably expected "dozens" of people to safely
fit on that patio is beyond me, but maybe those plastic cups were
filled with more than punch. Hints have already been made at suing the
apartment owners (isn't that always the first response?), but I think
the survivors should face some kind of endangerment charges.
First, I'm surprised and impressed that she came out of the gate
running full speed. No "Look! I have a blog!" for America's #1 pin-up
girl. But I still find news story selection telling. Reading carefully
between the lines, we see:
"dozens of people... on... me... filled... more than... face"
Obviously Dana has some deeply repressed orgy fantasies. We'll have to see what we can do about that.
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BEST OF ME SYMPHONY
is up at The Owner's Manual. Lovely Simpsons theme with more Homer quotes than you can shake a stick at. Best of the lot, of course, was Frank J's interview with Condi Rice.
And I feel obligated to mention that The Smallest Minority's entry, with nominations for the 2008 Presidential administration was a steaming pile of crap that belonged in the Bonfire of the Vanities.
Nothing personal, just that I wasn't nominated as the Secretary of the Treasury, which is just plain bullshit. You people are BLIND!
No, I'm not bitter. Why do you ask?
posted by Harvey at 8:00:55 PM permalink HOME
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Sunday, April 25, 2004
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