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	Sunday, October 05, 2003

200 WORDS OR LESS: BEING INANIMATE   Today's question comes from the book, "The Conversation Piece":   --------------- #231 If you could be any inanimate object for a day, what would you be? ---------------     Actually, I had this experience recently. Just last week I bumped into Lucky again, and he turned me into a cloud...     ...This ain't so bad. Just floating along with my fellow clouds... Hi fellow cloud!   Fellow Cloud: Piss off!   ... Well, that explains why clouds wander lonely. Maybe those geese are friendlier. Hi geese!   AAAAAAHHH! They're crapping on me! EWWWW!   Whoa. Hey. Passed right through. Cool.   What's down there? A couple hippies smokin' a joint. I wonder if I can...   [sprinkle sprinkle]   Have some cloud-whiz, boys! Tough lighting a wet roach, ain't it? HA HA!... Stupid hippies.   Look, there's bunches more. Must be a protest. What's that sign say? "No free blood for Mumia's oil"? What the...?   OOOOOO! Those incoherent 60's temporal-lock-jawed fruitcakes make me so mad I could just...   [KKKKRRRACKKK!]   Cool! Lightning! That hippy's dancing the Flaming Macarena now!   Hmmm... there's a parked truck carrying a load of Tide over there. I wonder...   [KKKKRRRACKKK!] [FWOOM!]   Just like Postal 2. Now...   [sprinkle sprinkle]   Heh. Those hippies are all shiny white & Republi-clean now.   Ahhhh. Life is good...   What the…? OH CRAP! 767 jet intake! NOOOOOOOOO!   [PHOOT!]   posted by Harvey at 11:05:42 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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