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Sunday, August 31, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Grandma was very disappointed in Pie Face, since her other grandkids, Cookie Fingers and Guacamole Brains, had given her much more thoughtful presents.
posted by Harvey at 10:54:06 PM permalink HOME
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Saturday, August 30, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
The California Governor, irritated by his inability to make the budget numbers work, takes his frustrations out on an innocent $2 bill.
posted by Harvey at 9:29:09 PM permalink HOME
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Friday, August 29, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Bah! You kids today have it so easy, with your spam-pryamids and your state lotteries. Hmph! Back when I was a kid, we had to make up our own ineffectual money-for-nothing schemes, and by golly, we liked it that way!
posted by Harvey at 6:23:09 PM permalink HOME
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Thursday, August 28, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Hannibal Lecter starts his face collection.
posted by Harvey at 8:07:28 PM permalink HOME
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Wednesday, August 27, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Ok, fine. So he was the ONLY customer...
posted by Harvey at 10:38:10 PM permalink HOME
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Sunday, August 24, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
From page 26 of "Muppet Rage: Bert's Dark Journey":
"But what could make such a quiet, well-beloved, pigeon-fancier become the apotheosis of evil? No one knows for sure, but one theory, based on this bill found next to Ernie's mutilated corpse, suggests that Bert's long-time roommate may have triggered the rampage by one too many episodes of pigeon-bashing."
posted by Harvey at 10:24:14 PM permalink HOME
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Friday, August 22, 2003
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Wednesday, August 20, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
HELPFUL HINT: For best results when asking an omnipotent supreme deity for a favor, try omitting the sneer quotes around his name.
posted by Harvey at 4:48:46 PM permalink HOME
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Tuesday, August 19, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Maybe you'd have better luck praying to Saint Stop-drinking-and-start-working?
posted by Harvey at 9:45:15 PM permalink HOME
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Monday, August 18, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
The web site for singles who know they're just going to wind up in another abusive relationship anyway.
posted by Harvey at 9:38:57 PM permalink HOME
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Thursday, August 14, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Coincidentally, 5-9-99 was also "Ladies Night" down at the Sugar Shack, where this bill ended up in Bang-Bang Bart's G-string.
posted by Harvey at 9:42:24 PM permalink HOME
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Wednesday, August 13, 2003
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Tuesday, August 12, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
I don't think so. The closest I could find was "AGOG LID MYTH".
posted by Harvey at 7:17:06 PM permalink HOME
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Monday, August 11, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
I don't know how to tell ya this, mister, but...
posted by Harvey at 8:40:16 PM permalink HOME
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Sunday, August 10, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Look, even if I say the words "you're not a stalker", it still doesn't change the fact that the restraining order clearly states 300 feet, so GET AWAY FROM ME!
posted by Harvey at 11:09:23 PM permalink HOME
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Saturday, August 09, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Non-smilers will be struck by lightning.
posted by Harvey at 11:39:20 PM permalink HOME
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Friday, August 08, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Charlotte may be a "cheap" hooker, but she does have a solid reputation for quality.
posted by Harvey at 10:21:19 PM permalink HOME
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Thursday, August 07, 2003
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Wednesday, August 06, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Quarters make Chomps very angry.
posted by Harvey at 9:39:41 PM permalink HOME
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Tuesday, August 05, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
November 2001: George W. Bush makes a stop in the White House cafeteria for a cup of coffee, as he wrestles with how to proceed with the War On Terror. As he disinterestedly counts his change, he stops - thunderstruck.
"yes," he whispers.
"yes, of course."
"THAT'S IT!"
"RUMSFELD! Get your ass over here NOW!"
[smiles] "We've got work to do..."
posted by Harvey at 8:02:42 PM permalink HOME
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Monday, August 04, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
I tell ya, it's a slippery slope. If we give 'em gay marriage, what are they gonna start asking for next?
posted by Harvey at 9:33:20 PM permalink HOME
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Sunday, August 03, 2003
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Saturday, August 02, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
For some reason, George had a Beatles song stuck in his head.
posted by Harvey at 9:39:09 PM permalink HOME
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Friday, August 01, 2003
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