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Bad Money
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Tuesday, September 30, 2003
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Monday, September 29, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Yet another rejected slogan for Clinton's '96 campaign.
posted by Harvey at 7:34:39 PM permalink HOME
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Sunday, September 28, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Apparently it was good for George.
posted by Harvey at 7:12:21 PM permalink HOME
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Saturday, September 27, 2003
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BLOWN AWAY
My mind got SERIOUSLY boggled just now. I was checking my referer logs and found this:
http://micro.day.lv/index.php
Check it out, but do it soon, because I couldn't find permalinks, and this will probably scroll off the page in a few days.
Once you get there, scroll down until you see a familiar face.
So, let me see if I got this straight. I was picked up by a Latvian humor blog?
There are many sentences I never thought I would ever write in my entire life. That was one of them. God, my scalp is just tingling with the sheer weirdness of it all.
UPDATE 9-28-03: The original text of the post:
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Uzgâju vienu lapu (weblogu) kur viens dþekiòs aiz naukodarît apzîmç naudu. Tur 1 un 5 bankotas dolârus! Nez vai tas ir daudz, bet zçl ka Latvijâ nau tâda dzîve, ka varçtu naudu izmantot kâ zîmçðanas papîru!!
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and the comments:
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| Gints @ 20:22:17 25/9/2003 |
| Ok, mees gaidiisim jauno paveersienu. |
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| AnetiX @ 20:29:55 25/9/2003 |
We wish you a new style,
We wish you a new style,
We wish you a new style,
And engins include.
:) Maz noveeleejums. ;) [RITMS: We wish you a merry cristmas.] |
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| SpokS @ 21:35:36 25/9/2003 |
| man nez kapeec liekas ka "kopistiskajaa" blogaa buutu reaalaak spamot. Vairaak apmekleetaaju utt. Protams, katram gribaas lapaa buut adminam, bet nu.. Un ir veel 1 lieta. zinot no.lv kvalitaati, iespeejami arii db zudumi utt. |
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| micro @ 23:33:22 25/9/2003 |
| Bûs vien jâpiekrît Spokam abos gadîjumos, ka megakrutâk ir rakstît kopçjâ blogâ un arî tas ka katrs vçlâs bût lapas admins! un arî to ka no.lv ir nestabilz! Mna tik radâs viena "pârkûlîga" ideja :: mosh vaºetu sarunâr ar Day.lv lai manu domainu pârmaina no micro.day.lv uz coders.day.lv !!! ko par to Jûs sakat? |
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| SpokS @ 23:58:46 25/9/2003 |
| a varbuut AnetiX pac var ar Zigmaaru sarunaat hostinga vietu ;) |
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| micro @ 00:10:30 26/9/2003 |
| es jau tikai izteicu savu domu. (nau jau jâbïauj) |
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| Little_Hacker @ 00:15:30 26/9/2003 |
| ideja nav slikta.. a mozh sametamies naudu, nopeerkam kasti, domainu iireejam netu ?? :D /me smejas |
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| Gints @ 16:19:51 26/9/2003 |
| Nu bet ja buus coders.day.lv kas tad te buus ?? |
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| micro @ 23:17:30 26/9/2003 |
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nu emm te paarcels anteixa coderu lapu!!!
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So... anyone know Latvian?
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posted by Harvey at 7:06:28 AM permalink HOME
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Thursday, September 25, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
As Chomps chased the filthy hippy down the alley, a penny fell out of his raggedy, tie-dyed jeans. This made Chomps very angry... and confused. Should he attack the penny or attack the hippy? Penny... hippy... penny... hippy... which one should he savage? In his dim, doggy mind, Chomps knew the answer:
BOTH.
Two days later, the penny emerged with only superficial chewing damage. The hippy emerged as an undifferentiated brown mass, but at least he smelled better.
posted by Harvey at 7:29:11 PM permalink HOME
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Tuesday, September 23, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
When asked why this design was turned down in favor of the more subdued green and peach color scheme, Treasury Secretary John Snow was quoted as saying, "Look, I'm just not secure enough in my manhood to have American currency looking THAT g... uh, festive."
posted by Harvey at 5:19:50 PM permalink HOME
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Monday, September 22, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Judging by the plumes of smoke, I'm guessing Clinton wasn't the only President who "didn't inhale".
posted by Harvey at 10:49:23 PM permalink HOME
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Sunday, September 21, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
The perpetrator of the bank robbery was shot and wounded while trying to escape, but dropped this dollar bill as he fled. Identified by witnesses as "Barney the Dinosaur", he should be considered armed and extremely dangerous. If you have any information regarding his whereabouts, please contact the FBI
posted by Harvey at 9:48:12 PM permalink HOME
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Friday, September 19, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Myth: Franklin Delano Roosevelt died of natural causes.
Fact: Roosevelt's fatal cerebral hemorrhage was actually caused by a time-travelling witch-doctor's voodoo curse.
posted by Harvey at 7:11:39 PM permalink HOME
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Thursday, September 18, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Currency fits. Period.
posted by Harvey at 6:20:28 PM permalink HOME
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Wednesday, September 17, 2003
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Monday, September 15, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
"Of course I wasn't out with another woman last night. See? This bill doesn't say "that filthy whore's apartment", now does it?"
posted by Harvey at 7:26:39 PM permalink HOME
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Friday, September 12, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Which would explain Tom's shopping spree at Condoms-R-Us.
posted by Harvey at 9:30:46 PM permalink HOME
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Thursday, September 11, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Nick steps boldly across the fine line between infatuation and stalking.
posted by Harvey at 10:34:48 PM permalink HOME
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Wednesday, September 10, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
THIS IS YOUR BLOG.
THIS IS YOUR BLOG ON BLOGSPOT.
ANY QUESTIONS?
posted by Harvey at 7:24:38 PM permalink HOME
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Monday, September 08, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Spent on a bag of Doritos: October 7, 2000.
posted by Harvey at 7:22:38 PM permalink HOME
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Sunday, September 07, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
And so, thanks to the worst tip of the night at Denny's, Hillary Clinton's waitress finally discovers what the rest of the world has known for years.
posted by Harvey at 9:21:54 PM permalink HOME
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Saturday, September 06, 2003
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Thursday, September 04, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
It's not enough just to buy "Counterfeiting For Dummies", you actually have to follow the instructions, too.
posted by Harvey at 4:33:26 PM permalink HOME
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Tuesday, September 02, 2003
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