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Thursday, October 30, 2003
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Since this is the dollar that Susie used to keep tucked in her bra for emergencies, I guess I can't really argue the point. (And don't bother asking how I got it, 'cuz I ain't gonna tell.)
posted by Harvey at 9:47:17 PM permalink HOME
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Wednesday, October 29, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
In honor of Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon's Grand Opening of its new establishment in Munuviana, the Bartender's best customers proudly present him with his first dollar of clear profit (suitable for framing).
posted by Harvey at 6:07:37 PM permalink HOME
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Tuesday, October 28, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
To kill time while standing in line at McDonald's, Susie idly jots down a couple of her favorite "man toppings".
posted by Harvey at 9:23:15 PM permalink HOME
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Monday, October 27, 2003
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Sunday, October 26, 2003
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Friday, October 24, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Presidential Fun Fact: George Washington had a Cheshire Cat named Roy.
posted by Harvey at 7:49:09 PM permalink HOME
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Thursday, October 23, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Actually, men like me prefer to *ahem* lix.
posted by Harvey at 6:05:38 PM permalink HOME
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Wednesday, October 22, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
A Streetcar Named Dollar
posted by Harvey at 9:53:39 PM permalink HOME
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Tuesday, October 21, 2003
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...With ratings now in the cellar, their formerly popular cable access program was soon cancelled. Amid the blame and fingerpointing, the comedy duo's relationship - once warm and close - deteriorated rapidly. Before their final split, the level of mistrust grew to the point where both he and Garth took to labeling their personal possessions.
posted by Harvey at 5:41:58 PM permalink HOME
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Monday, October 20, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Ya know, the name "Counterfeits by Carl" used to mean something. I swear, he's not even trying any more.
posted by Harvey at 8:36:53 PM permalink HOME
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Sunday, October 19, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Hillbilly wedding present.
posted by Harvey at 7:07:46 PM permalink HOME
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Friday, October 17, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
From "Environmentalist Wackoism for Dummies" page 37:
"Conservatives and their cabal of Vast Right Wing Conspirators would like nothing better than to destroy every ecosystem on earth!!! Every newly extincted species just means more money for their oppressive corporate polluter hegemony!!! This picture is ABSOLUTE, UNDENIABLE PROOF that George W. Bush will not stop his junta of devastation until EVERY LAST TRACE OF GREEN is erased!!! SAVE THE GREEN!!! VOTE NADER NOW!!!"
posted by Harvey at 10:53:54 PM permalink HOME
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Thursday, October 16, 2003
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Wednesday, October 15, 2003
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[I (heart) Christina]
While flattered by this symbol of her fan's devotion, Miss Aguilera soon decided that she would be even more flattered by a tasty McDonald's breakfast burrito.
posted by Harvey at 6:04:51 PM permalink HOME
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Tuesday, October 14, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
While contemplating his mission to "come up with something... you know... different" for the design of the new 20, Treasury Secretary John Snow found inspiration oozing up between his toes while stepping barefoot in something his dog left on the carpet after eating and rejecting his wife's peanut-butter-and-pistachio cream pie.
posted by Harvey at 6:40:02 PM permalink HOME
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Monday, October 13, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
I have to agree with what Linda told me:
"How f'ing stupid can they be? I mean, come on! Two people, one dollar? And these cheap bastards STILL can't figure out why they're on my shit list!"
posted by Harvey at 8:32:31 PM permalink HOME
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Sunday, October 12, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Spectrographic analysis reveals that George Washington was, apparently, composed largely of sodium.
posted by Harvey at 6:14:14 PM permalink HOME
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One of hundreds of Ayn Rand's "near misses" as she struggled to perfect the opening line of "Atlas Shrugged".
posted by Harvey at 12:40:48 AM permalink HOME
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Friday, October 10, 2003
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Often seen as the dope-smoker equivalent of driving a Ferrari, this bill illustrates how, by attempting to make a connection with a "large" figure in American History, some hippies will try to compensate for their *ahem* shortcomings.
posted by Harvey at 7:29:41 PM permalink HOME
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Thursday, October 09, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Lesson learned:
When gambling on international conflicts, always bet AGAINST the guy with the cheesy mustache.
posted by Harvey at 7:10:37 PM permalink HOME
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Wednesday, October 08, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
From "Counterfeiting For Dummies", p. 137:
"When counterfeiting coinage, resist the temptation to hand-draw, and keep in mind that paper is NOT an appropriate medium for this endeavor."
posted by Harvey at 8:40:28 PM permalink HOME
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Monday, October 06, 2003
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From "Blackfive's Guide to Serious Drinkin' for the Non-Irish", p. 27:
"On Dollar Beer Night, always label your bills before you head out to the bar. That way, even if you're too drunk to remember what to order, you can still get the beer you want. Think of it as a "designated driver" for your wallet."
posted by Harvey at 8:24:57 PM permalink HOME
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Sunday, October 05, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Signed, Algernon
President
Lab Rats for the Ethical Treatment of Lab Rats
posted by Harvey at 10:44:24 PM permalink HOME
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Thursday, October 02, 2003
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(A FILTHY LIE)
[Some day I'm going to marry you. I love you with everything I have. I would do anything just to see you smile.]
Awwww... Evil Glenn has a crush on the Prince of Darkness. Isn't that cute?
posted by Harvey at 10:00:03 PM permalink HOME
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Wednesday, October 01, 2003
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After some deliberation, "Oompa Loompa" decided to go with option 2.
posted by Harvey at 6:06:26 PM permalink HOME
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