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Sunday, November 30, 2003
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Friday, November 28, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
I always knew I'd have to pay him eventually, but somehow I was really expecting it to be more expensive.
posted by Harvey at 10:16:07 PM permalink HOME
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Thursday, November 27, 2003
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Wednesday, November 26, 2003
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Tuesday, November 25, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Now, when you say "never work again", do you mean as in "won the lottery", or as in "Michael Jackson"?
posted by Harvey at 11:45:24 PM permalink HOME
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Monday, November 24, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Except for Ted Kennedy, who kills both.
posted by Harvey at 8:14:14 PM permalink HOME
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Sunday, November 23, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
A person's answers to the Rorschach test can often be helpful in detecting mental disorders such as unhealthy obsessions. For example, my answer to this one was "Susie's boobies."
posted by Harvey at 8:56:11 PM permalink HOME
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Saturday, November 22, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
A diamond is forever. This is just long enough to say, "I think we should see other people."
posted by Harvey at 10:15:18 PM permalink HOME
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Friday, November 21, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
[You will be blessed with lots of money if you write this on ten other bills]
Beset by financial woes and facing mounting legal bills, Michael Jackson desperately attempts to raise money for his legal defense fund.
posted by Harvey at 9:11:27 PM permalink HOME
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Thursday, November 20, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Some 40 years later, Bob Dylan learned, much to his surprise, that he was mistaken, and the answer was actually written on a dollar bill.
posted by Harvey at 6:16:01 PM permalink HOME
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Wednesday, November 19, 2003
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Tuesday, November 18, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
WARNING: Not for use while attempting to bribe your way out of a speeding ticket.
posted by Harvey at 6:23:51 PM permalink HOME
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Monday, November 17, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
[John 3:16 Beleave!]
Harv 3:16 Spell Check!
posted by Harvey at 7:54:44 PM permalink HOME
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Sunday, November 16, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
All was going well for the youngest member of the Jackson 5, until the fateful day when Michael's agent offhandedly remarked, "You know, it seems like all the celebrities are getting plastic surgery these days."
posted by Harvey at 10:42:42 PM permalink HOME
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Friday, November 14, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
WHAT PAULA SAID: "Thank you! That's so sweet!"
WHAT PAULA THOUGHT: "It's gonna take at least 49 more of these before you see any action."
posted by Harvey at 8:23:00 PM permalink HOME
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Thursday, November 13, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Half of this bill (which is made of a special litmus paper) was dipped in Perrier - which tested strongly positive for both benzene and cowardice.
posted by Harvey at 7:39:03 PM permalink HOME
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Wednesday, November 12, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
From "Little Known Facts About the Bible", page 25:
"The early Church elders chose to omit the first 67 of Mark's original 83 chapters . They were later collected and published as "Potty Training Messiahs for Dummies"."
posted by Harvey at 9:37:17 PM permalink HOME
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Tuesday, November 11, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Even George Washington is getting on the bandwagon by following the new trend of pooping on bad blogs.
posted by Harvey at 6:21:33 PM permalink HOME
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Monday, November 10, 2003
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Sunday, November 09, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
After 12 beers, Matt O'Blackfive was struck by a brilliant idea around which to form a new political organization. However, after 24 more beers, he stuffed the dollar into a dancer's g-string and forgot it ever existed.
[Note: per the Bartender's request, this picture is a gif instead of a jpg. Does this make it show up now, and are the others still missing?]
posted by Harvey at 7:15:55 PM permalink HOME
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Saturday, November 08, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Taking a look at the official League of Liberals "BS" toteboard, I see that, so far in the month of November, they've managed to make up 1,459,531 lies about the Bush administration.
posted by Harvey at 9:29:38 PM permalink HOME
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Friday, November 07, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
The graffiti currency equivalent of blogger link-whoring.
posted by Harvey at 8:48:33 PM permalink HOME
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Thursday, November 06, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
In an alternate universe, in the year 2020, America honored its greatest president: Michael Dukakis.
posted by Harvey at 6:53:53 PM permalink HOME
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Wednesday, November 05, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
[El propósito de mi vida es triunfan] (translation via Beloved Wife and Babelfish: "the purpose of my life is to prevail")
After his humiliating defeat in the California recall election, sales of Cruz Bustamante's "Magic MeCHA Dollar" plummeted rapidly.
(Hat tip to Heather of Angelweave for finding this bill for me)(oh, and the link is gratuitous, but the short post it links to is worth reading. Just trying to game the new Ecosystem rules, here :-)
posted by Harvey at 10:27:49 PM permalink HOME
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Tuesday, November 04, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
...better grabbeth a kleenex.
posted by Harvey at 6:57:37 PM permalink HOME
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Monday, November 03, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Hmmm... and all this time I thought he only ate *ahem* Subway.
posted by Harvey at 8:42:54 PM permalink HOME
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Sunday, November 02, 2003
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
The Bartender was thrilled to pieces when he found this in his tip jar. He started running around the joint, bragging about how "it looks like the old Barkeep's gonna see some action pretty soon". Little did he know that it was FattySue who dropped it in there.
posted by Harvey at 11:29:16 AM permalink HOME
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