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	Friday, January 30, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [REMEMBER - you suck!] Although there's nothing inherently wrong with buying yourself a stupid hooker in order to save a little money, you still might want to take the precaution of reminding her not to take "blowjob" literally. posted by Harvey at 11:05:24 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, January 27, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [St. Lazerth - Anyone who Receives this bill will be Blessed with a Lot of Money if They Write this saying on 10 other Bills] Next time try using St. Amway, the patron saint of marginally successful pyramid schemes. posted by Harvey at 7:02:03 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, January 26, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [who ever get this dollar will be bless] Apparently, mastery of English grammar is not among the blessings one may expect to receive. posted by Harvey at 10:55:44 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, January 25, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Brandon was quite the ladies' man in high school. Not only could he get the girls to put their declarations of love in writing, he was pretty good at getting their locker combinations, too. posted by Harvey at 10:59:36 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Friday, January 23, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and a couple of things. posted by Harvey at 11:43:20 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Aaron - this is for finally cleaning your damned tool box 1/7/02 Highlander] Aaron receives a little gift from the "tool box fairy", who is similar to the tooth fairy, except for his quirk of believing that he is an immortal Scottish swordsman. posted by Harvey at 12:13:11 AM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, January 21, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Lucky my ass! As soon as I got this dollar I was attacked by a gang of Mary Kay ninjas hurling pink-moisturizing-throwing-stars-of-death. posted by Harvey at 6:05:13 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, January 20, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Embittered by their inability to regain sponsorship of the New Blog Showcase, the League of Liberals vent their wrath on N.Z Bear by encasing him in carbonite and having him flown to Jabba the Hut's headquarters in Finland. posted by Harvey at 7:35:46 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, January 19, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY From the book, "Romance for Dummies", page 128: "DO: Write flattering notes on $1 bills DON'T: Use blood for ink" posted by Harvey at 10:33:15 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, January 18, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Washington's admission of his youthful indiscretion almost cost him the Presidency, until he explained it away by saying, "... but I didn't harvest." posted by Harvey at 11:04:02 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Saturday, January 17, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Bob, the soft-hearted manager of the local A&W, went out of his way to hire former gang members to work for him as a way to “give back to the community” by offering young thugs a fresh start. While mostly successful, there was still the occasional problem with workers gang-tagging the till. posted by Harvey at 7:55:48 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Friday, January 16, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Pleasingly pretty Practical Penumbra's persuasive pink purchasing power produces positively peculiar posts, people. posted by Harvey at 11:31:59 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, January 15, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [57] Although it requires significantly more flexibility than the more famous numerically-denoted sexual position, its devotees claim that the ecstasy is worth the effort. posted by Harvey at 10:35:37 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, January 14, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Those who complete Olivia Newman's Lesbian Yoga course receive a unique graduation certificate after completing the auto-cunnilingus final exam. [Caution: XXX ahead. I'm not kidding] posted by Harvey at 10:07:08 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, January 13, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Guess who goes through your mail? I do.] Instead of my income tax refund check, I found this in my mailbox. Apparently there's nothing that bastard Howard Dean won't do to fund his campaign! posted by Harvey at 6:51:26 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, January 12, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Trixie, the Times Square Wonder Hooker had practiced her art all over the world and made a fortune while doing so. She was especially proud of her first dollar of clear profit garnered from her Geisha-Girl apprenticeship in Tokyo. posted by Harvey at 10:54:38 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, January 11, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY With the help of a pair of brass knuckles, the naked little boy was finally able to get a straight answer out of Mr. Owl. posted by Harvey at 10:39:44 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Saturday, January 10, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Hey Dave, this Dollar is for one Beer. Beer Money. You weren't here to ask, Steve] After getting both this dollar and an empty can surgically removed from his ass, Steve finally realized just how bad of an idea it was to drink Dave's last beer. posted by Harvey at 11:21:51 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Friday, January 09, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY In an effort to pander to black voters, Howard Dean tries to rhyme like Jesse Jackson, and fails in the miserably craptacular fashion only possible to a talentless hack of a no-rhythm-having piece of Vermont-honky white trash. posted by Harvey at 10:30:12 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, January 08, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY A pen, a dollar, Bill Clinton, and a fit of pettiness. posted by Harvey at 7:24:29 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Presidential Fun Fact: Alexander Hamilton was a Rastafarian. posted by Harvey at 12:22:41 AM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, January 06, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Most analysts agree that Insane Clown Posse's merchandising efforts finally jumped the shark when they attempted to issue their own currency. posted by Harvey at 7:43:24 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, January 05, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Looking to capitalize on the success of the US Mint's "50 State Quarters Program", the Bureau of Engraving and Printing follows up with "Buffy the Vampire Slayer Collectable Currency". posted by Harvey at 11:48:41 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, January 04, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Either a 3-year-old got ahold of a red pen, or someone from the Democratic Underground is being unusually coherant. posted by Harvey at 11:34:48 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Susie, here's a dollar. Now will you PLEASE stop referring to it as "one of those little baby nail thingees that hold pictures in their frames"? posted by Harvey at 12:22:48 AM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Friday, January 02, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Who bares this dollar is GAY] Of course I'm gay! Duh! I think it would be painfully obvious to even the most casual observer. I mean, have you ever seen the kind of stuff I do when I'm in the Champagne Room? I'm shocked that you even thought you had to ask about... What? No, dumbass, definition #5. posted by Harvey at 10:56:34 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, January 01, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [TURN OVER] Some advice for any woman who thinks that sex is a pain in the ass. posted by Harvey at 11:54:09 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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