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	Sunday, February 29, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Remember to exercise care when leaving a tip after a candlelight dinner at a Mexican Restaurant. That Budweiser Superbowl commercial was a cautionary tale. [CTRL+F "horse" for that link] posted by Harvey at 11:56:41 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Only slightly less exciting that watching it on TV. posted by Harvey at 12:50:56 AM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, February 26, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Look, I understand the Treasury Department's decision to allow corporate sponsorship of US currency - they needed the extra revenue. That's fine. I even think it's kinda cute that Wal-Mart got the one dollar bill. It's just that I really wish that Vagisil hadn't gotten the five. posted by Harvey at 11:22:48 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, February 25, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Jamie Whitehead St. John School Encinitas CA] I'm just trying to picture Jamie's grandfather's thought process when he got off the boat at Ellis Island and was told to pick a more American-sounding last name... "Hmmm... Zit?... Cyst?... Pustule?... AH! I know!..." posted by Harvey at 10:40:22 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, February 24, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [IF YOU KEEP THIS BILL FOREVER IS HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME. I [LOVE] YOU ALWAYS NOT METTER WHAT] "How much you love me" turned out not to be so much "forever" as "travel time to the nearest liquor store". posted by Harvey at 7:26:47 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, February 23, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Beer Voucher] This is written on every single bill in Matty O'Blackfive's wallet. posted by Harvey at 10:56:37 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, February 22, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Let's see... all capital letters, lots of exclamation points... could this possibly be the first installment of that $10 million I'm expecting from Nigeria? (hat to to currently blogless talented writer HySpeed for the pic) posted by Harvey at 9:14:25 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Friday, February 20, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Trying to raise money to repair the extensive damage resulting from the comment party, The Bartender from Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon took to handing out subtle hints with his customer's change. posted by Harvey at 10:53:52 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, February 19, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Ozzy 4 ever] Heh. I went to high school with a lot of guys like this. Now they're old enough to run for President... I'm frightened. posted by Harvey at 10:46:47 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, February 18, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Streator, Illinois] What the hell is that thing? A cat? A devil? Whatever it is, the important thing to learn is that you should NEVER buy your Halloween costume in Streator, Illinois. posted by Harvey at 11:34:33 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, February 17, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY In the grips of an irresistable redecorating frenzy, LeeAnn re-does her kitchen, her blog, and was just starting in on the money in her purse before the GM1 could finally persuade her to sit down, relax, and have a Buttery Nipple. posted by Harvey at 8:30:08 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, February 16, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [If you find this $ you will have good luck 4 7 yrs.] DAMMIT! I ordered one of those "beat the urinalysis" kits, and they sent me this! posted by Harvey at 11:41:47 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, February 15, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Begin - Who ever has this bill buy a power ball and u will have the luck of a lepracon and you will foresure win but ya gotta give me a cut because you gotta help a brother out - end] It worked! I won $10 million! Here's your dollar back, bro. Consider it "your cut". posted by Harvey at 8:54:47 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence. It will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines.] Unable to get "In God We Trust" removed from U.S. currency, the ACLU settles for "equal time". posted by Harvey at 12:00:53 AM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, February 12, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Two questions: Why do you suppose Young Master Fischer is looking for someone who sucks click, and why is he bragging about being a fussy eater? posted by Harvey at 11:14:17 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, February 11, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Psychiatrists say that anagram games work the same way as Rorschach tests, revealing hidden truths about a person's character. I looked at this and got "ADULT ITEM" Don't look at me like that. It means nothing. NOTHING AT ALL! Stupid psychiatrists. posted by Harvey at 11:32:56 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, February 10, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [The Juggalos will come for you! feminem fan.] The Caucasian Rap, or "Crap", turf-wars heat up and threaten blood in the streets as Insane Clown Posse fans and Eminem fans face off across America's currency. The general populace, however, remains unaware of the threat, due to its sudden fascination with a LEFT breast that has started popping out on monitors all across the country. [hat tip to ErosBlog for the boobie pointer] posted by Harvey at 9:58:46 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, February 09, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Designer Frank Bielec turns this dull, drab 10-spot into festive parade of purple that you'll almost hate to spend! Next, on TLC's "Trading Currency". posted by Harvey at 11:23:23 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, February 08, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY As he boarded the plane for Honolulu, Peyton Manning patted his pockets frantically for his lucky dollar, but soon remembered that he'd left it on his kitchen table. "Oh well," he thought, "I'm sure I won't need it. I've got a really good feeling about this game." posted by Harvey at 11:27:11 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Friday, February 06, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY When 70 years old you reach, look this good you will not. posted by Harvey at 10:11:36 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, February 05, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Presidential Fun Fact: The Whipple Administration is best remembered for its introduction of "squeezably soft" currency. posted by Harvey at 10:48:39 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, February 04, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [no planes   no gas   no smoking   1-800-ORANGEL] After the Green Party blew their entire campaign war chest on hammering out the details of their 2004 party platform, they realized that they couldn't afford the 1-800-GOGREEN toll-free phone number they wanted. Embarrassed, but desperate, they settled for one of the few numbers that hadn't been taken yet, later claiming in their literature that the selection was deliberate because "making the right choice between Democrat or Green is like making the right choice between devil OR ANGEL". posted by Harvey at 11:11:21 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, February 03, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [PRINCESS & BABY 4 EVA... BABY & PRINCESS 4 EVA] My guess is that she's high maintenance, and he finds wearing adult diapers to be sexually stimulating. posted by Harvey at 7:33:16 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, February 02, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Shave That Thing] Although, generally speaking, Susie prefers her men to be on the high end of the George Clooney hairiness scale, there is, shall we say, a partial exception to the rule. posted by Harvey at 11:31:38 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, February 01, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY The most shameful part of failing this simple geography quiz was that it was "open-book". posted by Harvey at 10:40:00 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Ya wanna know the REAL reason I'll never vote for Al Sharpton? It's that I never, EVER want to take the chance of peeking into my wallet and seeing this. posted by Harvey at 12:21:57 AM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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