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	Wednesday, March 31, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [ABORTION: THE ULTIMATE CHILD ABUSE] Possibly, but I think this would have to at least run a close second. [safe for work] posted by Harvey at 10:06:23 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, March 30, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [12/18/00 Wisconsin   Shawna [heart] Jason 4 eva yo] The best part about living in Wisconsin is that marriage licenses are easy to fill out and incredibly cheap. posted by Harvey at 7:16:31 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [MEXICAN MAFIA] una oferta que él no podría rechazar posted by Harvey at 12:11:47 AM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, March 28, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Call Kellie Fenters for a good time 1-224-627-1198] "Thank you for calling Dial-a-Hummer. Kellie's mouth is full right now. Please hold until she swallows." *cue muzak version of AC/DC's "Giving the Dog a Bone"* posted by Harvey at 5:56:46 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY PRESIDENTIAL FUN FACT: In 1789, the other delegates teased Washington mercilessly for showing up to the Constitutional Convention with a huge hickey. posted by Harvey at 12:11:43 AM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, March 25, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Angie P. Angie P.] Angie hated it when people made fun of her bladder control problem. posted by Harvey at 10:31:40 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, March 24, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Shorty 420] Turns out that "Shorty" is actually one of those ironic nicknames, because that "420" is his... uh, size... in millimeters. posted by Harvey at 10:51:56 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, March 23, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Brianna] With a name like that, she'll probably grow up to be either a hooker or a pop star. Like there's a difference. posted by Harvey at 5:51:59 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, March 22, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Here's how I do it. Put the penny in, wait 60 seconds, pull the penny out. If it looks like this, then the coffee's ready. posted by Harvey at 10:54:16 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, March 21, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Jesus died 4 u so He wouldn't have to live w/o u] After discovering what the replacement phrase would be, the ACLU decided it could live with "IN GOD WE TRUST". posted by Harvey at 6:51:40 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Saturday, March 20, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Told you so Ben] For years, Franklin when on and on about how he "had that $1 bill gig sewn up", so George couldn't resist the urge to talk a little trash once the bill assignments were finally posted. posted by Harvey at 9:35:10 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Friday, March 19, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Maggie] Does anyone else think Fox is going a little overboard with their efforts to promote "The Simpsons"? posted by Harvey at 10:35:02 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, March 18, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY John Kerry explains his position on Iraq. posted by Harvey at 7:02:56 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, March 17, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Q tip] George really didn't mind having to wear the powdered wig all the time, but that nickname was really starting to get on his nerves. posted by Harvey at 11:57:59 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, March 16, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [peach schnapps, tequila & pineapple juice] After months of begging, I finally got the Bartender from Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon to give me the recipe for a "Panty Peeler" I'm going over to the comment party to try this out... posted by Harvey at 11:37:55 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, March 15, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Herb - Keep this 4-EVER! myg] myg - Screw U! I need a beer! - Herb posted by Harvey at 10:49:40 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, March 14, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY In the Hollywood left's never-ending quest to smear Republicans, the new bio-pic "Lincoln" will portray the 16th President as a drug-abusing Satan-worshipper, and will star Paul Stanley. posted by Harvey at 11:08:45 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Friday, March 12, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Even a Wal-Mart cashier isn't stupid enough to be fooled by one of these. However, I've had pretty good luck buying PeTA T-shirts with them. (hat tip to LeeAnn of The Cheese Stands Alone for pointing me to this pic) posted by Harvey at 10:04:12 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, March 10, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [PLEASE REMIT] Despondent over Kermit the Frog's unassailable disinterest, Miss Piggy finally gave up hope and began dropping hints to his less famous little brother. posted by Harvey at 11:49:21 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, March 09, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Thanks to the magic of computer animation, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 5 will star George Washington as Leatherface. posted by Harvey at 10:33:17 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, March 08, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [you are not a slave] After scanning this, my secondary hard drive started playing an MP3 of "We Shall Overcome" and demanded reparations. posted by Harvey at 11:09:42 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, March 07, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Sure, I should've known it was too good to be true, but when I saw that ad that said "We'll show you how to make 2000 on $1" I thought they'd just forgotten the dollar sign on the first number. posted by Harvey at 10:09:40 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Saturday, March 06, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Plan to hang out and watch a movie with me tonight... I will call you later... PS - Smile - You have a beautiful smile...] Hate to break it to ya, guy, but lame flattery on a $5 bill ain't gettin' you a date with anyone except Rosie Palm and her five sisters. posted by Harvey at 4:18:56 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, March 04, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [OVER 1,000 DIFFERENT PEOPLE TOUCHED THIS DOLLAR BILL EACH YEAR - EV] So... it's kinda like spending Madonna's panties, then... posted by Harvey at 6:14:09 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, March 03, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [For a HOT time, call Kati @ 262-593-2106] ...or you can go to Madfish Willie's comment party for a game of "Mistress and Commander" with Susie. Now that's HOT! posted by Harvey at 10:37:05 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [If you get this dollar, you will have good luck 4 ever] Ya know, I just can't help thinking that if Frank J had one of these, he might've won his own contest... posted by Harvey at 12:27:08 AM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, March 01, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Scuba Steve] I don't know for sure how Steve got his nickname, but I'm guessing it was from putting his face in wet places where it's hard to breathe. posted by Harvey at 7:34:09 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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