Harvey Olson: Graffiti Currency

Thu, 06 May 2004 23:49:56 GMT

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

[www.boohoodynamite www.julius bragg]

"Yes, Mr. Kerry, I do know who you are, but www.kerry04.org is already taken, and these are the only two domain names we have left."

Wed, 05 May 2004 04:25:23 GMT

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Comic Strip Celebrity Deathmatch: Opus vs. Doonesbury.

Mon, 03 May 2004 04:32:07 GMT

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MoveOn.org explains their new logo design:

"George's mouth is sewn shut, which represents the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy's stifling of our dissent, and the blue 4's in the corners represent... uh... well, I was kinda really stoned when I did that part, so I forget, but - trust me - it was DEEPLY symbolic at the time."

Sat, 01 May 2004 03:50:59 GMT

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I'm not positive, but I think it's Arabic for "www.wheresgeorge.com".

Fri, 30 Apr 2004 03:04:13 GMT

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[Harpo's Lounge, 4210 Thomas, Memphis TN 38127, 901-357-8005]

It's kinda like Hooters, except instead of hot chicks in tank tops shoving their boobs in your face, they've got guys in curly red wigs & top hats honking bicycle horns at you.

Thu, 29 Apr 2004 00:06:27 GMT

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[Who's Your Daddy?]

Presidential Fun Fact (with apologies to Jen):

In 1864, Lincoln modified the Gettysburg Address slightly during a campaign stop in San Francisco.

Wed, 28 Apr 2004 04:54:26 GMT

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[Do you believe in God?]

Hmmm... not sure... ask me again on a fifty.

Tue, 27 Apr 2004 03:59:49 GMT

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Contrary to popular belief, Bill Clinton was NOT America's first redneck President.

Mon, 26 Apr 2004 02:59:13 GMT

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[ROSE]

This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday... only 990 more & I can sleep in the bed again... This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday...

Sat, 24 Apr 2004 03:20:11 GMT

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[Anyone who recieve this bill will be Blessed with lots of money if they write this on 10 other bills.]

Al Franken's final, desperate attempt to raise the money to cover Air America's bad checks.

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 00:22:42 GMT

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

Presidential Fun Fact:

In 1789, George Washington invented the world's first horrifyingly tacky leisure suit.

Thu, 22 Apr 2004 04:32:42 GMT

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Although not as successful as the "State Quarter" program, the "State Illegal Drug Dollar" program proved quite popular in California.

Wed, 21 Apr 2004 04:14:49 GMT

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[Prov 11:25 - Seed for Debt Free Prov 13:22 - The wealth of the Sinner is laid up to the just]

Prov 15:19 - No, seriously - put everything you've got on the Cubs to win the Series this year. Just trust me on this one. That goat is going DOWN!

Tue, 20 Apr 2004 04:30:09 GMT

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Martha sighed. She didn't mind so much that George wore her dresses once in a while, she just wished he'd take it easy with her green eye shadow.

Fri, 16 Apr 2004 03:48:23 GMT

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[FROM KHRISTA MILLER FUCK YOU BITCH]

Dear Grandma,

Just wanted to thank you for the thoughtful birthday gift.

Love,
Khrista

Thu, 15 Apr 2004 04:21:59 GMT

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[Did you know? Steve and Guido are lovers! But Steve is the man!]

Guido's wife stared at the dollar, thunderstruck... the new drapes, the sudden interest in show tunes, the chronic incontinence... it all made sense now.

Tue, 13 Apr 2004 23:11:39 GMT

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Looking to ride the coattails of the wildly popular "State Quarters" program, the Treasury instituted the "State Dollars" program. Here we see Connecticut's design, celebrating its claim to fame as the birthplace of Grandpa Munster.

[hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one for me]

Tue, 13 Apr 2004 03:02:36 GMT

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"Look," said Cain, "SOMEBODY has to be the world's first murder victim, and your name got drawn fair and square, so stop squirming!"

[hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one for me]

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 03:55:22 GMT

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[go.dollar.go@yahoo.com]

...or, if you'd like to see the US dollar win the "World's Coolest Currency" competition, send an e-mail to...

[hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one for me]

Sun, 11 Apr 2004 01:08:28 GMT

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Official currency of "BloggersWithBoobies".

(hat tip to Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist for coming up with that caption)

Sat, 10 Apr 2004 04:01:35 GMT

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I am shocked - SHOCKED, I say - that in all my years as a smutty-minded juvenile, I never thought of this one myself.

Thu, 08 Apr 2004 04:16:59 GMT

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[Eric has a big penis]

I'd be more impressed if Eric hadn't gotten this from Molly the Midget.

Wed, 07 Apr 2004 04:19:49 GMT

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[WINDY CITY HEMP FEST]

Matty O'Blackfive kicked the crap out of a bunch of filthy hippies and all I got was this lousy graffiti currency.

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 01:52:34 GMT

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[14 15 16 Fox]

After some initial indecision, Bill Clinton finally decided on the age and physical description of his ideal intern.

[hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one]

Mon, 05 Apr 2004 00:16:41 GMT

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[Pat Duck]

Michael Moore carried around his "lucky bill" for years before someone pointed out to him that it didn't actually say "Fat Dick"

(hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this bill for me)