10. Didn’t like Condi Rice calling it an “outpost of
tyranny.” Insists on being called “headquarters of tyranny.
9. Figures George Bush will confuse North and South Korea
and bomb Seoul instead
8. Didn’t like the condiments on the hexagonal negotiating
table in Beijing
7. Like what’s the U.N. going to do, impose sanctions? Hah,
we eat sanctions for breakfast. 6.Wants Japan to have something else to worry about than
the fate of the missing abductees.
5. Believes Donald Rumsfeld will try to cross the DMZ
with only 628 troops because that’s all the Pentagon boss believes will be
needed to get the job done. 4. Plans to follow Monday with a clarification, “never mind,
we’ll be at the talks next month -- we were trying to see if we could give Dick
Cheney a heart attack.” 3. Knows that Bush’s coalition of the willing this time will
only include Fiji, Gabon and the Kurds. 2. Decided to adopt Ronald Reagan’s refrain: “If not now, when?
If not us, who?” 1. Kim Jong Il woke up with a wicked hangover after watching North Korea lose to Japan, 2-1, in the World Cup qualifier.
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