Googlism
Written: 1/27/04; 11:42:45 PM

Googlism.com will find out what Google.com thinks of you, your friends or anything!

OK...let's see...

San Jose (where I live) is...

a city of contrasts
a great place to be
a typical big city
admired for graffiti
gaining more and more importance as the main city of silicon valley
good for the heart
haunted
hell on earth
in santa clara county
making dsl a household word
more than a city and geographic region
not a radical group
not really a big city
not the raging gayopolis nearby san francisco is
nothing more than a joke of a town
on a roll
proud to be home to one of our four eggo® waffle plants
renowned as the one of the main centers of the high tech industry
served by two commuter rail systems
small and cozy
still a joke
the capital of costa rica
the capital of silicon valley
the largest city in northern california
the second largest of las perlas islands

September 7th (my birthday) is...

"carry a song in your heart"
64 degrees fahrenheit
83 degrees
a day to demand that the increasing militarization of the world must stop
a hawaiian lulu
a holiday
a part of history
a very special date
a violation
an event
cancelled
celebrated as father's day
enough
especially tight
filled with all the suprises that your heart can take
his birthday
joyful
labor day
my birthday
national thylacine day
nonrefundable
now open
our first anniversary as a club
out
particularly interesting
requested
rosh hashanah
the day

Cheese is...

a fundamental part of the greek diet
always stinky
chasing me again
delicious hot or cold
giving americans a heart attack
lost in the mist of time
more than a food
not just cheese
often found where you least expect it
old and moldy
perhaps the oldest processed food known to mankind and one of the most ubiquitous foodstuffs in the world
produced 24 hours a day
still cheese
suitable for vegetarians
the life of the party
the question
the souce of all
too cheesy 4 me
what it is
whipped cream smooth and is coffee in colour
yummy

Iraq is...

100% behind saddam
a myth
a question for congress
a runaway train
a trap
all about oil
dancing in the dark
family business
for dialogue but america wants war
imminent
just beginning
just not working out
known to possess weapons of mass destruction
not a threat
not afghanistan
not inevitable
not the answer
not vietnam
part of the axis of evil
ready for war
still being bombed
unavoidable
unwise
using oil as a weapon

"Hell" was an interesting one. Many of them seemed to be questions. My interesting picks for those that were not followed by question marks:

Hell is...

a city
a lonely place
broomball
coming
fiction
floating in my coffee
for eternity
for heroes
hot
merely to be normal
other people
paved with what you find here
real
upon you www
used as the translation for the biblical word sheol

For those followed by question marks, I tried to guess which question word was supposed precede...

What the hell is...

discordianism?
dookiewear?
going on in brown county?
going on?
golgotha?
hell?
pataphysics?
satanic ritual abuse?
the fibonacci series?
this site all about?
this?
wrong with us?
xblast?
xml?

Who the hell is...

colin farrell?
john hiler?
justin timberlake?
paul van dyke?
rick lupert?
staring back in the looking glass?

Where the hell is...

my dsl?
my laptop?
george?